Snakes Alive!

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by ucicare, May 5, 2005.

  1. whipone

    whipone New Member

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    I wish I had unlimited time.
     
  2. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    "yap..yap..yip..yap" jesus fuckin christ get down girl."yip.yip" I SAID DOWN.!!
     
  3. mia

    mia New Member

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    You must be amongst one of the few that havent
     
  4. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    OK who let the dog out again...i' ve told you fuckers she bites.
     
  5. mia

    mia New Member

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    Its all 'those'things dear
     
  6. mia

    mia New Member

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    I was talking about broadband honey, and you stop jumping through hoops at command and I will stop the yip yapping k ?
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    "yap yap yap yap"looks around for a muzzle i know it's round here somewhere..must find it quick.
     
  8. mia

    mia New Member

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    Looks around for vets number, must sterilise my wee bitch.
     
  9. unlimited-time

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    Smashs little dogs head in with a spade for being so fuckin stupid that it couldn't even keep up a slightly logical thread.I assume the bitches valium ran out.
     
  10. mia

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    I think you seriously believe that your posts are both smart and humorous, and who would want to take that away from you? Certainly not me. Some of the nicest people in the world are thick fucks, so maybe I should be nicer to you?

    I must admit that of late ,I have felt slight twangs of guilt regarding my ability to wind you up, especially in your condition.

    It is all obviously very real for you. From now on I shall be nothing short of delightful to you.


    Off to work now, toodlepip my dear xxxxxxxxxxx

    Ps I really hope this daddy sticks around for you, men eh??
     
  11. unlimited-time

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    And in Mia's world all the little bunnies hop about spreading joy and happiness.
     
  12. unlimited-time

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    Oh and Mia i see you can't add up either coz if you could you would have known that i'm with the same man for all my kids..unlike yourself who fucked her first born to get her third...was it good having him down there a second time round?This time giving you pleasure rather rather pain?
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

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    She unlike you, is accually funny.. Trust me, no one thinks you are funny.. UT is hillarious... Plus if you knew her past hijinx (sorry for usung that word UT, only one that came to mind), why don't you go tell your kids some of the jokes you got from that 1001 jokes book you won off an ebay auction?
     
  14. unlimited-time

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    Sometimes Dwaine i could just hug you.
     
  15. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    I think Calvin & Hobbes was the greatest comic strip EVER...
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

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  18. DrBungle

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    Parking Lot is Full was funny too.

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  19. mia

    mia New Member

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    So sweetie how was your day?

    Please believe me when I say that you dont need to explain yourself to me, we are all Gods special children, and so is daddy no three, please dont feel that you have to justify yourself to me.

    Think the last part of your paragraph is just a little sick, ut I will put it down to hormones, sure you are not a female child molestor.

    Love you heaps my friend, Mia xxx
     
  20. mia

    mia New Member

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    Past being the operative word there Dwaine, know you hated usung(!) that word. Sure she will be very flattered anyhows! You know what though sweetie, I find her posts very ordinary, but I have the feeling she puts a lot into them, that said I really think she is a special chick, and I really wanna be her friend, snort, shit my hayfever is playing up again.
     

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