Right now I wish someone would chop off my head. Seriously, my mouth feels like the bottom of a bird's cage and my head feels like it will explode any minute. I have no sense of creativity right now. Only pain and suffering.
I could use a good back rub about now. Fly down here and give me one. I've been standing up for hours at uni for this fuckin presentation. I wanted to kick one of those cunts on chairs in the back so they know how I feel!