Q. What's the definition of gross? A. Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass. Q. Whats small, brown, and spits ? A. Baby in a frying pan Q. What do Dale Eearnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? A. Both of their last hits were The Wall. Q. Whats the definition of disgusting? A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen. Q. What`s the difference between mayonnaise and semen? A. Mayonnaise doesn`t hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour. Q. What's grosser than eating your grandmother's pussy? A. Banging your head on the coffin lid after you're done. Q. How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A. Pick him up and suck his dick Q. What do Hiroshima and Baghdad have in common? A. Nothing . . . yet.