OOOH! *throws Dimples back in cage* Did you see that!?!! The little bastard just tried to BITE ME!!! I believe it must be time for you to sleep now, yes sleeep, my pretty! Dousing in kerosene and dropping match in cage or accidental stilletto-ing of little skull forcing brain matter out through nostrils, though - that is the question...
P.S. I never said at the time, but that's all quite fascinating stuff. It's just unfortunate you take after your mum. JUST KIDDINGGGGG!
Blood ~boils~ and seethes with an unholy rage at happy little egg-timer guy. Shit. She's getting too damn gewwwwd at this!!!
Well, I've been TOLD OFF not once, but twice! Oh dear, oh dear, what to do, what to do? I'm positively smarting at this cyber spanking!