i call first dibs, ill bring the video recorder, duct tape shovel and lime. im not digging holes those fuck that.
your gonna have to duct tape her eyes into slanty postion... we had this conversation before... I say use saftey pins, but you wanna be all nice and use Tayvek tape... sheeesh.. you helpless romantic
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I do believe that is one of the greatest telling statements of your Fugly "career', it is your career, non?
oh snap..... you are teh leet spelzor ownage... thats super and you know about my micro penis, but you do not judge, you instead present to me a way to resolve my "shortcomings" and alleviate the years of torment i've had to endure... which is equally super
Well, no. She may look asian for a while, but once you remove it, she will come out looking like Uncle Fester.
How very redundant , Nuersey! Nuerotic + Nursey = Nuersey! Hmmm. Let's take it a step further and reduce the equation to it's base form: Nuerotic + Insecurity = Nuerisitey!
I'm neurotic and insecure because i pointed out how unoriginal you are (yet again) or because i linked to the quote in question having used the search function? But anyway....shit!!! That's me totally snared by Sham's marvelous cunning word play...now everyone can call me 'neurotic', 'insecure' and 'Nursey' in one small, easy to remember word which rolls off the tongue with alarming ease delivering a double-whammy of scathingly wry wit ...Neurisitey...i think it's a winner! But you're always 'wet'.:? I think i may know why... "Mice don't have bladders and constantly void themselves of urine while running, leaving streaks of urine which glow under ultraviolet lights."
But...but i thought you loved good ol' fugly-style fun, Scheißevolles!? Or are you just here to strut around being a sassy, hardcore bitch-mouse, leaving a stream of piddling, weak comments in your trail?
I don't strut around here at all. I barely have time to visit this place any more. I don't have the time nor the cyber-motivation to spend hours dreaming up "excellent" comebacks the way you do. Awww shucks, Nursey. You care SO much about me that you spend all that time just for ME? I love you too. *kiss kiss*