<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: I wondered who would pick up on that! 10/10 Wanker! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow Hoo... whos THE Bitch!? Yeah, thats wicked cool... So... Wadda win?
NAME: Fred Emetic SEX: M HOME: East Coast, US HEIGHT 5'11" HAIR COLOR: Brown WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? Everything YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON TV? The scrambled porn channels - I like impressionism with a breathy soundtrack. WHAT ARE YOU READING? My screen. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The raccoons rustling my trash. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: My mouse FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Backgammon FAVORITE MAGAZINE: None FAVORITE SMELL : The morning's first cigarette with the morning's first cup of coffee. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Bloody dry heaves BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Orgasm FAVORITE THINGS TO DO ON WEEKENDS? Absolutely nothing FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: I hate soundtracks WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "What all do I have to put off today?" DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Only on 'shrooms ROLLER COASTERS- DEADLY OR EXCITING: Neither - momentarily entertaining PEN OR PENCIL: Keyboard HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: I don't - that's what answering machines are for. FUTURE SON'S NAME: Aborted John Doe #2494576 FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Aborted Jane Doe #2594948 FAVORITE FOODS: Pizza, cheeseburgers DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yes/no CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Choc FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Both - the more flavor and texture added to rabbit food, the better. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: Mainly when I don't have to. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY: Tres cool - love to fall asleep to 'em. WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Honda IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Jesus - I've got a shitload of questions for that asshole. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Only morons ask about that crap. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: None DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: Sure - I love broccoli as long as it's not steamed to mush. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? As long as she let me give her something else, too. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? President of Microsoft IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I can dye my hair any color. I don't. IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? On lower belly, just above hairline, in red ink: "EMERGENCY RELEASE - PULL HERE" with downward-pointing arrow HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes - but I got better. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR (BED)ROOM? Two framed circa-'76 charcoal drawings of San Francisco views by an unknown artist, a mirror, and randomly-trajectoried dried boogers. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? How about I break it across the bridge of your stupid nose then you tell me? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: The broken ones on the aisle floor. FAVORITE Movie(s): The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Animal House, Dr. Strangelove, any of the classic Bonds (w/Connery) ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I've never looked, and don't think I want to judging from the smell. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Null WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? A Bentley with major body damage, mismatched hubcaps and spray-paint graffiti. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: None SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: I'll never meet them.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? Well, I was thinking of either masturbating violently, or eating a pop-tart. What should I do, people? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Pop-tarts will make you go blind
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: I'll never meet them.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL! How brutally honest! Definitely one of the best answers to one of these things I've seen so far...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: I'll never meet them.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What a letdown. And I had such high hopes of having your abortions. You know, it's always a much more intimate experience when they're performed at home. Guess I'll have to be satisfied with flicking boogers at each other via webcam. Heartbreaker.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Right, now take off those high heels your wearing...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> only if you take off that hideous rug
