Rep. Tsongas tries to explain Congress is exempt from Obamacare.

"Dude"?

 

Dudette. Was not aware "You have vagina."

 

Right, well I'll leave you bunch of ruth BADASSES to cross boundaries together and choke (the choke hold) each other's monkeys.

 

As long as you have vagina, why don't you get back in the kitchen and stir us all up something to eat?

 

I think I already stirred up a few tasty, wee morsels.

 

um ... "monkeys" that is my word ... dont use it

and you have yet to prove this so called vagina

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choke-the-monkey

Better contact your lawyer.

Talk about 'horny turds'! No you can't have a look at my flaps, BIGMAMMY.

 

what can I say... I love me some beef curtains

I dont beleive anyone is who that say they are on de interweb..

so I am only sure that lomo, nauseous, phatboy, dewayne, schmed, and homewrecker are who they say they are.

to me I picture you are fat guy in Germany with a stupid haircut... and an annoying laugh... that does not pay child support... and could eat a whole pack of cream horns in one sitting... and until proven other wise.. that is who you are

 

Oh GREAT. Now i'll have to spend all my time here fending off phatboy's advances.

 

Only if you keep rocking the pigeon videos and continue to woo me with your prophetic statements and awesome spelling skillzzzzz....

 

Oh look! Phatboy is being "cleverly ironic". I hereby reinstate your 'pigeon status' as of this posting.

 

What the fuck are cream horns?

 

A light flaky crust with a slightly phallic shape filled with, well, the name says it all.:biggrin:

 

Christ. What a fucking doughnut.

"A deep-fried piece of dough or batter. The two most common types are the torus-shaped ring doughnut and the filled doughnut, a flattened sphere injected with jam, jelly, cream, custard, or other sweet filling."

In Bulls case, we are talking ring donut - slightly sphincter shaped - that then becomes a "jelly" or "custard" filled donut, and, well, I think you can guess what I'm alluding to!!!! God, I can't get over the hilarity! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

You seem to be doing an excellent job of alienating you ignorant ass from all members of this forum. Why not take the solution your family and counselors have more than likely given you, suicide is not just for old people anymore. If you need help with a hangman's noose I'm sure you can google it, they're quite easy to make.
No matter what the process is I highly recommend you die you useless piece of dog shit.
have a nice day cumwad.:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

Wow!! That is really pretty fucking chilling! Particularly how it ends... "have a nice day cumwad" ... this guy must really be up there with all the biggest, baddest meanass motherfuckers on the net! I swear I will never call someone a "doughnut" again.

 

As long as I'm not a pheasant

 

Only when your wife is away.

 

She never goes anywhere so I guess I am set.

 

Don't worry, my fine feathered friend! Your secret is safe with me.