random joke

a wealthy farmer had 3 sons. He was dying, so decided to test them to see which one could be trusted with his vast fortune..
he gave the first a shiny crisp new 50 and said 'go.. show me who you are..' the first son thought his pop was going slightly crazy and took the 50 and went out.
a short time later he came back. he was drunk as a tramp and staggered about the room until he collapsed into an easy chair and fell asleep..

he gave the second son a crisp new 50, and said 'go.. show me who you are..' the second son looked slightly puzzled at the old man and took the 50. an hour passed and in burst the second son with bright starring eyes and a sweating forehead.. 'i love yooooo dad' he said with a slur and collapsed at the old mans feet.

'damnit!' the farmer thought, 'my other sons bound to be exactly the same.. i need something else to give him' so the farmer gives his third son a duck and says.. 'go.. show me who you are..'
the third son looks perplexed and leaves.

a day later he comes back, a big wad of cash in his hand. 'JEEZUS!' cries the farmer. 'How the hell'd ya get that?'
'well pop' the third son explains.. 'i took your duck, but i didnt really know what to do with it.. then i was on my way, not paying any attention and i seemed to have wandered into the red light district, there all these sexy girls saying 'hows it going?' and 'would you like a piece off me' but i didnt know what to do. Then, i cam across one poorly looking asian girl, she said the duck would make an excellent meal for her 16 strong family and would like to take it from me for free sex!'
'DAMN!' exclaimed the farmer, 'then what happened?'

'well.. she really liked me i think, i dont know what it was, she said 'more sex i will return duck', and of course i said yes!
after that, i carried on my way but a truck barreled past and honked its massive horn at me.. i couldnt help it but the duck got startled and flew straight out of my hands and under the rear wheel of the truck.. it was flat!!'
the driver got out and said ' ohhh, i'm soo sorry about your pet, however can i repay you?' so i asked him for 50 bucks.
'thats wonderful' the farmer said.

yeah, i got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and 50 bucks for a fucked up duck

..sorry it took so long