Racist Jokes

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  1. Darkgroovey

    Darkgroovey New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    Wow! So when exactly did russia split into two or more countries? Was it before or after the collapse of the USSR?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Russia used to include belarus,estonia,some of the balkan states,which are now all independent sates no longer belonging to mother russia, so therefore cannot be included in it's landmass calculation. reducing the total size of russia.
     
  2. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    Wow! So when exactly did russia split into two or more countries? Was it before or after the collapse of the USSR?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    on a further note what southern state are you from?
     
  3. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DARKGROOVEY:
    Russia used to include belarus,estonia,some of the balkan states,which are now all independent sates no longer belonging to mother russia, so therefore cannot be included in it's landmass calculation. reducing the total size of russia.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No, they were states of the USSR and (apart from estonia which gained independence in 1918) were never part of russia.
    Even if all the states of the former USSR were included in your argument for which country is largest, the largest would still be russia. It's a fucking huge country spreading from denmark to the US dominating two continents.
    And the antartic is a continental land mass, not a country.
     
  4. canine_STD

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    And here's a question for you.
    Is england any smaller now scotland has its own parliament?
     
  5. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    And here's a question for you.
    Is england any smaller now scotland has its own parliament?
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    not sure is it possible for england to get any smaller?
     
  6. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    No, they were states of the USSR and (apart from estonia which gained independence in 1918) were never part of russia.
    Even if all the states of the former USSR were included in your argument for which country is largest, the largest would still be russia. It's a fucking huge country spreading from denmark to the US dominating two continents.
    And the antartic is a continental land mass, not a country.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i thought we going by landmass not country?
     
  7. canine_STD

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    Is it possible for you to pussy out of your lame argument any easier?
     
  8. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TkO:
    well england is full of stinkin pakys and refugees and fuckin tony blair allows them to come in<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah but they have great curry in england that's something you can be proud of, that and your huge amounts of brown boys.
     
  9. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DARKGROOVEY:
    i thought we going by landmass not country?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Your question was which country is largest by land mass.
    If you wanna go by landmass, then africa, asia and europe would be the largest land mass on this planet.
     
  10. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    Your question was which country is largest by land mass.
    If you wanna go by landmass, then africa, asia and europe would be the largest land mass on this planet.
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    agreed now how bout some jokes!!! what do you call a black rocket scientist?

    A NIGGER!!
     
  11. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DARKGROOVEY:
    your appaling lack of general knowledge about events outside of your own microcosum's upon which you tend to live is down right sickening<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DARKGROOVEY:
    in fact since Russia is no longer 1 country<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wow! So when exactly did russia split into two or more countries? Was it before or after the collapse of the USSR?
     
  12. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DARKGROOVEY:
    now how bout some jokes!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I gotsa jokey funney haha for ya:
    What's another slang word for retard?

    DARKGROOVEY!

    let's simplify:

    DARKGROOVEY = retard = DARKGROOVEY

     
  13. unlimited-time

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    Here u go DnG a new sig for u.

     
  14. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    I gotsa jokey funney haha for ya:
    What's another slang word for retard?

    DARKGROOVEY!

    let's simplify:

    DARKGROOVEY = retard = DARKGROOVEY

    that was pretty good fred, i expected more but what can i expect from a grade 3 educated individual (that's you fred) who lives in a trailer with his mother/sister/aunt. is that your fridge running fred, yep it is and it runs like you, a fag. now if you don't mind.........

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  15. unlimited-time

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    Dark if your gonna tkae piss out of someone for being thick maybe your whole reply shouldn't be in quote form
     
  16. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Here u go DnG a new sig for u.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    isn't there a downs syndrome child somewhere that needs your special brand of love. now if you don't mind........
     
  17. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Dark if your gonna tkae piss out of someone for being thick maybe your whole reply shouldn't be in quote form <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    if i wanted your opinion i'd smack the shit out of you for it. thanks for asking.
     
  18. unlimited-time

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    Jesus Dark you really are a complete CUNT!
    (and im still waiting for you to smack me about..dont forget the paddle)
     
  19. unlimited-time

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    i see they do you in tablet form now
     
  20. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Jesus Dark you really are a complete CUNT!
    (and im still waiting for you to smack me about..dont forget the paddle)
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    cricket bat UT, cricket bat, i feel that it emphasises the point a little emphatically. i'd like to rifle off on ya, but don't know if there is a european tour this year, lack of funding after the jamaican tour last weekend, but i will see what magic i can work for the "smack UT untill she pee's" tour. i'll keep ya posted.
     

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