Racist Jokes

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
Count yoursewlf lucky as I think it's safe to say ALL Welsh people are CUNTS! without exception...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh no my friend, it's far from safe to say such a thing.

 

Awww shiiiiit! I forgot about him! Probably because I consider him more of a Yank now than a Welshman... now take that Shirley Bassey troll....

 

you FORGOT about tom!
I never stop thiking about him..... in a music admiration kind of way of course.

 

That's cleared that one up then.. so just to confirm, you have NEVER thrown your underpants at Tom Jones?

 

what happined to telling jokes about niggers?!?!? who cares what country is best fuck im an american but i would be happy to move to ausie damn.... any how sinse nobody is crackin jokes i figured i would ---------------------
Q:why do niggers have such large penises?
A: God felt bad for putting pubic hair on thier head

Q: why are niggers so good at basketball?
A: its all about stealing, running, and shooting

ok three part joke.....
Q: what do you call one white guy with 5 niggers
A: a basketball coach
Q: what do you call a white guy with 10 niggers
A: a quarterback
Q: what do you call a white guy with 10,000 niggers
A: warden

Q: whats long black and hard
A: the unemployment line

Q: whats the most confusing day in Harlem
A: fathers day

Q: why do niggers always lean to the inside of the car when they drive
A: because they think the smell is coming from the outside

Q: what do you do when you see a nigger with half a face
A: stop laughing and reload

Q: what do you say to a jewish nigger
A: get in the back of the oven nigger

Q: why dont niggers celebrate thanksgiving
A: KFC is closed

Q: whats green and hangs in my shed
A: my nigger and i'll paint him any color i want

but seriosly i love niggers.... yea i think everyone should own at least 2

Q: how do you stave a nigger
A: hide his food stamps under his work boots

Q: how do you keep a nigger from drowning
A: take your foot off his head

Q: a cadilac goes off a cliff with 5 niggers whats the problem?
A: cadilacs seat 6

Q: what was missing from the million man march
A: 5 miles of chains and an auctionier

Q: what was the best part of the million man march
A: not a day of work was missed

 

I liked this thread better when it was degrading Americans and Aussies.

 

american australian welsch, it doesnt fucking matter unless you are argentinian. chingalo

 

".....we can reject everything else: religion, ideology, all received wisdom. But we cannot escape the necessity of love and compassion... This, then, is my true religion, my simple faith. In this sense, there is no need for temple or church, for mosque or synagogue, no need for complicated philosophy, doctrine or dogma. Our own heart, our own mind, is the temple. The doctrine is compassion. Love for others and respect for their rights and dignity, no matter who or what they are: ultimately these are all we need. So long as we practice these in our daily lives, then no matter if we are learned or unlearned, whether we believe in Buddha or God, or follow some other religion or none at all, as long as we have compassion for others and conduct ourselves with restraint out of a sense of responsibility, there is no doubt we will be happy." --His Holiness the Dalai Lama

 

This is a troll to get me to come and introduce myself as Nursey...the Goddess of Compassion (on drugs)

 

Fuck my hate, lots of the ol racial prejudice here tonight yeah? Was it a fucking morbidly obese cousin marrying yank who started it?

He he he.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poopystick:
Fuck my hate, lots of the ol racial prejudice here tonight yeah? Was it a fucking morbidly obese cousin marrying yank who started it?

He he he.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
HELP!!!Bring back the ignorant yankee pig cock gobblers!!!This place is starting to elevate!!!!!!!!

 

American's are the worst, show up late for two world wars, and you think you have room to talk, American's only serve their own best interest, and their sad literacy rate is close to that of a third world country, your appaling lack of general knowledge about events outside of your own microcosum's upon which you tend to live is down right sickening, you care to have little or no understanding about what your government's foreign policy or why you would be targeted for an attack? and your current president is a fuckin moron. nuff said.

 

I smell Hollz or Funbobby in this thread!!!!!

 

Hollz, Funbobby = 'wet',limp-dicked, big girlies from a bygone age of fugly forums.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dead to The world:
and giving us your worst culinary disasters.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

Must have missed this little nugget. ^^^^^
From the land that bestowed that great institution upon us unsuspecting Brits.

Macdonalds.

Thanks a fucking lot.

 

...and fuckin 'Colonel' Sander's carciogenic, mutated, deep fried, salmonella riddled chicken excuse that is KFC!

Mind you they gave us the Fonz...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GaijinTenshi:

How about I give you 6? And yes, I'm an American. IN ORDER, here are the top 6 Countries by AREA

1) Russia
2) Canada
3) China
4) USA
5) Brazil
6) Australia

so... shove it in ya ass, bitch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

in fact since Russia is no longer 1 country canada is in fact the largest inhabited land mass, antartica being the first, please throw out your 1984 magellan atlas and by a new one. thanks. now if you don't mind.........

 

well england is full of stinkin pakys and refugees and fuckin tony blair allows them to come in

 

Uh ohhhh,Ed...i'd stick to telling beer and women jokes if i were you!!!