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Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by Nursey, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    So? They just ass to the imbalance. You can only introduce so much perversity into the system before it chokes on all the shit. Plus humans don't really contribute much, we weigh it all down with our many needs.
     
  2. diogenes

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    I would think sayings like that are regional. They change from place to place. Or I could be wrong.
     
  3. Joeslogic

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    Possibly true Smurf but would not happen in your lifetime muchless mine. Besides by then things would be turned around there turning around allready.
     
  4. diogenes

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    Joeslogic wrote...

    I never called them "Freedom Fries" either.
     
  5. smurfslappa

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    No Joe, you see something is already sneaking up on us and it's going to happen pretty damn fast. We're backed up into this corner, and there ain't no going back. Every generation likes to think it's going to happen to the next, but it's happening during our lifetime because we're set up for it.
     
  6. smurfslappa

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    Something interesting that is starting to make itself apparent:

    Chandler's wobble isn't wobbling.
     
  7. Joeslogic

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    Speaking of Chandlers Wobble wouldn't it be neat if we could get the whole world to all place there vehicles due west exactly all on the road at precisely the same time. Everyone synchronize there watches and with their vehicles idling all stomp the gas at the same time. With all that torque on the ground at the same time pointed the same direction, Could mere humans measurably slow down the earth’s rotation. Maybe turn a day actually into 24 hours and two minutes?
     
  8. diogenes

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    I doubt it, it would be like 2,000,000 ants trying to turn the motion of one of those earth balls we used to get to play with in elementary school. I don't think it would happen, just based on mass and momentum.
     
  9. XerxesX

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    There isnt ONE suburban establishment biult with non-car living in mind. Not yet ONE that preplans to take advantage of the biowaste. Not ONE mother among them.

    Just like that bible-city were everybody wanted to assfuck these old patriarchs, and this nice guy tells the mob that they can fuck his virgin daughters instead. The crowd shouts NO, and god wastes them all. ( Due to their utter stupidity and lack of tast, Sure ! )
    Exept for that one guys family. ( Wifey gets it though. She too curious ).
     
  10. Joeslogic

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    Yeah Xerx curiosity is a bitch. But arn't you just fascinated to find out. Suddenly the earths spin is slightly off and the delicate.... aw shit what is it you call that effect? What ever is twrown off balance and the earth drifts off into space. .... -or- .....
    Nuthing happens
     
  11. diogenes

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    It's nothing that couldn't be corrected by Chuck Norris, I'm sure.
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    Heh thats no laughing matter.
    :shock: Check out these facts about Chuck Norris
    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
     
  13. XerxesX

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    But if you substitue Norris forBush you will see the most sinster of plots unveiled. Do you think that walker, texas ranger is a joke ? How about that evil amerindian medicineman ?
    Its the luciferian influenceof casino-reservationsthat threaten all thats good and las vegas.
     

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