A white collar male is thrown in prison for embezzling thousands of dollars from his company. As he makes his way down the prison hallway, carrying his uniform, he hears all kinds of cat calls and sexually explicit comments made about his "white ass". As he gets to his cell, the door is opened and inside is a 6'4" black male weighing 320#. He places his clothes on the top bunk and stands there quietly. The black inmate says to him, "Well, you can either be the husband or the wife." The white guys thinks about this for a minute. "If I'm the wife, he's gonna be fuckin' ME all the time. But if I'm the husband, I'll get to fuck HIM." The white guy looks at the black guy and says, "Okay, I'll be the husband." The black guy says, "Alright, get over here and suck your wife's dick!" :biggrin:
