I used to get that a lot way back when I had long hair and a full beard. Especially when I wore a trench coat. That's actually the ex's mom. I don't really have any pics of the first squirter I can post (almost called her "Squirter #1" - but didn't want to bring up that debate again.) It just feels great... Especially if it's on their bed. The trick is making them think they're fat.