Post Jefe's personal information

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by JEFE, Feb 15, 2008.

  1. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Find me now!

    C'mon....
     
  2. holyman

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    I am NOT that dan. Look at my avatar pix. Do I look like dan? I don't even eat dannon yogourt.
     
  3. holyman

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    I tried to google your name but deez nuts came up with too many results
     
  4. Reizvolles

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    So your Harrier balls are very small then?
     
  5. Schmed

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    Does this mean i need to leave a hint??
     
  6. Schmed

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    I'm curious to know how little info it takes actually get my real info now...I was untill about 5 months ago blanketed under a fortress of firewall solitude...its pretty much wide open now. Also i'm wasted.
     
  7. ucicare

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    His name is Schmedley Bergstein. He's an Irish Jew.

    Call all the bars in DC and ask to speak to the tattoed drunk with the mohawk that's sitting next to the skinny Oriental girl. You should get him on the line soon enough.

    If you get him on the line, tel him to give me a call. I love to taqlk to Schmeders when he has a belly full of ale.
     
  8. JEFE

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    Rugs and Massage Parlors can be, "Oriental".

    Girls are, "Asian".

    For the same reason only pencils, paper and other inatimate objects can be, "colored".

    Southerners. Sheesh. :rolleyes:
     
  9. ucicare

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    I have only seen like two Asians in my life.

    Mexicans? Now there's a Tan I understand.
     
  10. JEFE

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    I'm only trying to help you score with more hot Asian women. That tip and many others will be in Schmed's book if it ever gets written
     
  11. ucicare

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    Yogurt gives you vaginal yeast infections I bet.
     
  12. Schmed

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    Who..ME??
     
  13. Reizvolles

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    This thread gives me the green apple splatters.
     
  14. GAS

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    Damn I wish I could find a way to get the password back to that account...ahh well.

    Oh yeah, whaat happened to that thread Jefe made where he said he had a pillow case full of guns and was gonna do shots and play a really long game of russian roulette? I didn't even get to post a "Good luck!".
     
  15. ucicare

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    Its not ALL about you, jewboy.
     
  16. chester grape

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    Probably the best thread I've read here for years.

    WHO will the mystery poster turn out to be? Dan? Grimy? Or perhaps it's Dwaine, hiding behind a bunch of IPs for reasons yet to be revealed?

    Stay tuned for the next RIVETTING installment.

    I'm glad I still drop by. ;)
     
  17. phatboy

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    It's actually grims wife, malibu, she has found that since grim was banned/quit the boards he has been talking to her more and she is trying to get him back interested in the internet so she can get some more one on one time with the gardner.

    See how easily it can be explained.

    She just needs her back 40 plowed..... :)
     
  18. Reizvolles

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    Maybe if you toss Harlan's salad...
     
  19. ucicare

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    I didn't know what that meant until I googled it.

    You all are nasty people.
     
  20. JEFE

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