Post a Picture that makes YOU laugh.

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by ucicare, Feb 24, 2008.

  1. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    The only picture I have ever seen that conveys such a fundamental truth that it's caption has been adopted into the language.

    Urban dictinary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitch+stole+my+fish

    1. bitch stole my fish 28 up, 1 down

    The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.

    (Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
    A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
    B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

    (or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
    A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
    B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Rubbish. I was being very humble. Admittedly, at your expense.
     
  3. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    Fatest twins Guiness Book of World Records 1970's. I remember them from when I was a kid.

     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    That's Dwaines Dad and Uncle.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    my uncle was murdered. thanks tor reminding me dick.
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Where did you hide the body?
     
  7. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Let me guess a LARGE container?
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I am glad you find levity in my uncles murder
     
  9. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Were wondering about the killer. Were did you hide the body?

    WTH were you thinking? :rolleyes:
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    Yeah joe, we know, you are a republican fox news comedian who posts crap, we get it.

    Im glad i don't have Barry as a psychotherapist, or Joe as a neighbor
     
  11. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    What are you talking about I voted for Hillary in the primary. :rolleyes:
     
  12. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Dude, what has happened to you? You, the guy that thinks raping babies is funny? Go get your personality back. This whiney, sensitive Dwaine is creeping me out.
     
  13. Nursey

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    It seems simple enough to me. One is dark humour and the other is dark reality. The fact Dwaine is usually so thick skinned is to me the biggest clue as to why on this occasion you should probably just shut it. Unless you would like him to demonstrate how 'whiney' and 'sensitive' you can be about certain subjects. I somehow doubt 'How do you make Barry's grandchild cry?' jokes would go down with too much jovial backslapping or hilarity.
     
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  14. JEFE

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    Yeah, but what if someone in here had a baby and it was raped? It's ok for Dwaine to make raping baby jokes but someone mentions his uncle who was tragically murdered (and I'm not trying to be a dick. That really sucks, man. I'm sorry about that) and it's taboo?

    Any kind of 'dark humor' is 'dark reality' for somebody else.

    I think it would be a good idea to get back to posting pictures that make you laugh.
     
  15. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    This makes me laugh long time.
     
  16. Nursey

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    Well, if that was the case, i'd advise against making baby raping jokes unless of course whoever made them was willing to take the consequences for being such an all out, evil bastard. But you could hardly accuse someone who had actually suffered such a scenario of being whiney and oversensitive for getting fucked off at people joking about it.
     
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  17. Nursey

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  18. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    I agree. So it's probably safe to say that, when considering making a joke at someone else's expense, you have to imagine yourself in either the butt of the joke's shoes, OR the shoes of someone who just happened to read or hear your joke and, if you were one of those people, and you can see how your joke was over the line, then you might want to reconsider if that 'joke' is actually funny or not.

    Unless you're making fun of the people with no sense of humor. And in that case, fuck em' if they can't take a joke.

     
  19. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    For example...



    Now that's funny.
     
  20. JEFE

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    I feel the cold steel of a pistol on the back of my neck already...

    I love you Dawne. How could you?
     

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