Anna Nichole is a very attractive woman, with very serious problems. I do not find it entertaining to watch another woman being publicly humilliated. What is it you find entertaining about her? Is it her incoherence? Her constant shaking? The fact that she is usually in some stage of undress? What do you see in her that inspires you?
First of all, why don't you get her name right? It's Anna NICOLE. I don't need to justify why I like her or find her entertaining. She isn't a bad person and she doesn't have major issues so I don't see her as a 'trainwreck' like others. She puts on a show for everyone. She knows damn well what she is doing. She gets what she wants, most of the time. She knows how to work people so she's far from stupid. But those fucking trim spa commericals are.
They're friends in Pukey's 'Alternative Reality' so don't be dissing her chums like that... In my 'Alternate Reality' my best mate is George Clooney and I'm shagging Salma Hayek...
In my alternate reality I am shaggin' George, Brad , Keanu, johnny and Ethan. My best friend is Angelina. Ah well, one can dream I spose. Oh and I am shaggin' Robbie and Marshal too!
In MINE I'm not only doing Anna NICOLE, but her son, his ambiguously gay sheep dog, Mr. Sniffles, a waxen figurine shaped like a duck, an American Indian, 'Franchise' (cause he works at one- I like to eat free), and an index finger wedged just right.
Fucking Puh-LEEZE. "Nobody is moderating this forum and Nobody is in control, so say what you want without any concern over reason, and with a complete disregard for your own accountability. This is the worst forum on the Internet." If you want to discuss floral arrangements over watercress salads and tea then why in the hell are you HERE? I'M here so I can rant, babble, and basically annoy people like you who actually get their dainty panties in a wad over text.
Not at all...I'm as laid back and happy as one can be, mofo- I don't have to work today, the sun's out , the ocean is right outside my door and I'm a goin' to the beach with my 5 year old- This, my dear, is sheer entertainment value. Bwahah!
I see we have attracted yet another trailor trash crack whore to our lovely forum. I did read someone in here mention the similarity to Kitana. She was 100% more entertaining. Everything you have said has been said here before my dear.
SURFS UP! I, for one, would be a lot happier living in the hills 30 miles from the nearest beach right now...
Very good thankyou.And how's things in your part of the country.Still molesting the neighbours animals?
Oh yes, the ducks no longer need lube, they anticipate my approach now and get quite moist. Things OK with the baba?
Nothing better than a moist duck . Yep everything is going fine.I'm going to be like Posh Spice this time.
