Penis Wound

well, it sucks to be you then.

 

well, it sucks to be you then.

 

i felt the need to tell you twice. whoops! now thats embarassing!

 

Only twelve inches?

Oh, you must've meant soft - I can relate, bro...

 

*covers ass and runs away from thread...*

 

scampers back in real quick to reveal the real Lomotil, then hauls ass right the hell outta here*

 

http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-003.htm

 

lmao

 

The wound has finally healed! And guess what?!? I GOT MY DICK SUCKED LAST NIGHT! You hear that! YESSSSS!!! Uh HUH! Do you feel that? DO YOU FEEL..... THAT..... STING....... YESSSSS!!!

 

http://mediapickle.com/onehanded.shtml :lol:

 

well arnt we a happy camper :lol:

 

I find it hard to believe that your wound healed in less than a week... I find it even harder (no pun intended) to believe that your g/f was the one that sucked it. I mean, you didn't mention who the alleged "sucker" was, btw...

 

Leave the man alone, for crisssakes!

Some people don't have money to give for a lift... Road head is a form of currency, y'kno..