Dear Santa, I've been real good this year because I have cut down my masturbation from 15 times a day to 14.7. So please send me Harlan for Christmas because I'm really attracted to his tardness. His tardness really gets my juices flowing. And that's all I really want for Christmas other than another stainless steel vibrator and some KY for when I have some of that vaginal dryness... Thank you Santa Clause and may many small midget like Keebler elves stick their chocolate covered cockies in ur brownie maker. ------------------ I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, kids(mainly Lil boys), arts and crafts, jump roping, masturbation, and the occasional porno(since I don't get none unless I force it)
Dear Santa Please run over Pervert's dick on your way to my chimney thanks man! ------------------ Go to Hell!!!
Christmas is almost here, WOOFUCKANHOO. Id best be gettin what i asked for. Im starting to wonder about that baby jesus buttplug, i mean i cant think of many better ways to spend a birthday than up some chicks ass. am i wrong? ------------------ Who are you and how did you get in here? Im a locksmith. And, im a locksmith
I Murder Children hey who said anything about her being a guy? She could well be a hemaprhodite, ya never know! ------------------ Go to Hell!!!
Im thinkin pretty soon youll move up to the next rung IMC and PD. What could possibly come after average slob? I dont think fugly anticipated anyone ever posting as much as the two of you do. I hope to one day join you as loyal members, Loved/hated by all humanity. Oh yah im saving my first retard post for something special, needless to say i have someone close to me who is severly handicapped and im gonna exploit the bitch for all he's worth. (not much)
