Onward christian soldiers

*Page five.

 

oh dear, well it was just another response to something as equally boring and uninteresting. i was truly excited to visit some of your countries, it just didnt work out. it wasnt you personally or anyone else here for goddssakes.

 

Hold me Rowey...it frightens me being this mean.

 

This whack is what you get whack when you fuck around at Fugly whack!! Now go home to your mother!

 

You'd think she could at least have stopped whacking off for the 10 seconds or so it took to say that!

 

How do you spell 'Sapphic'?

 

Look the little anorexic one is picking on the big one!! How cute.

 

...and now the balding, ruddy fuck one has appeared to jump on any bandwagons that might be trundling around!

 

Balding?

 

For 'balding' read 'canadian'.

 

You've got the wrong end of the wood there, Rubya.

 

My bad. who is it then? I'm feeling particularly dim today...

 

"Saffic"

 

I would.