Online dating profiles

I joined OKCupid years ago because I liked their tests. I have my status as married, a grainy picture where my face is really obscured and I'm wearing a wig. Figured no one would be interested in me because I don't want anyone to be... got high on Ambien once and filled out my profile and it's hilariously retarded. Anyway. I check my email. I have been contacted twice by this guy. Never talked to him and he gives me his name and number. WTF? People are weird.

I deleted my account. Creeped me out. I lied about where I lived anyway.

 

And you never called me back...tease.

 

I never thought of her as having weird eyes (or eyes at all, really.) But, having seen pics of her, I don't mind the "ceiling eyes." She just looks a little stoned to me. I hated it when Janet Jackson used to try to do interviews with heavy lids like she had bedroom eyes when other times they looked normal. Only Lisa Marie got those honest.

 

um now I think I have the same ceiling eyes.. thanks

 

You don't have ceiling eyes.

 

But I'm afraid that she has ceiling eyelashes and ceiling eyebrows...

 

those eyebrows rock ...