Okay faggots, post your fugly pics AGAIN!!!!!

WELL...it was...uhhh....smiles' fault.:| If he hadn't stood provocatively outside my window applying haemmorrhoid cream to his plump, glistening shit-bagel, i'd not have given him a second glance, never mind PM'd him.

 

The old creaming up the shit bagel trick, it works everytime. Now I know what I'm up against at least....

*skitters over to drawing board*

 

well.... i hate to kiss and tell, butt.....

"Now do that thing at the window again. Schmed's tiny bottom-bean is nothing compared to your bulging great, arse cabbage."

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

 

ARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

But what about my muscley buttock?!?!?

 

Oh my GOD!!!! SMILES!! Are you out of your MIND!!?!
Please Schmeddy, listen to me...your toned, muscular buttock was always number one...that was never in doubt...in fact, i could watch it flexing/relaxing for aeons, and would still consider myself lucky....but i am human, and i was weak...i saw the lusty, pouting, inflammation swaying and pulsing mesmerically...beckoning me like some kind of ~siren of sphinctural dreams~...But you know what? *glares at Smiles* It may be small, and it may tight...but I LOVVVVE THAT CUTE LIL BOTTOM BEAN. *sobs uncontrollably*

 

no need to try and make him feel better nursey dearest..... it is most evident whose bum makes a nice freshly tossed salad.... my leafy cabbage.... or his *scoff* bean

 

Look Schmed! Over here...

:|

 

Alas, Schmed's girlfriend spotted this thread and has since performed some kind of sadistic, asian cauterising technique in order to put an end to our touching affair. Goodbye my sweet patootie...

Err...check your PMs, UT. :|

 

me and my girl">

 

Might I suggest that you feed her more than once a day?


Barry

 

I think I adopted her once for like .38 cents a day. Now I know where that money went.

 

don;t worry about barry he's just jelousy of your flowing golden locks

 

Schmed's gonna steal your girl.

Nice pincurls.

 

Why does he like asian girls or something?

 

Thanks for the comment fernie, I think barry must have had his heart broken by an asian girl once. :x

 

this is the funniest thing i've read in AWHILE! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

phatboy is one of those guys that pretends to be a girl online, nuff said.

 

Dont be mad cause you wont share a meal with her.

 

Is that the chick from Full Metal Jacket?

 

Schmed is already IMing her. You better watch out.