Oh the pain!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medicaly Retarded Kitana:
now that you are my little bitch, you will have some nice benefits <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oooh, what type of benifits? Do I get to claim unemployment benefits like you? I've always wanted food stamps and free shoes.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
Oooh, what type of benifits? Do I get to claim unemployment benefits like you? I've always wanted food stamps and free shoes. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't mind her, she does this to all the fresh meat that comes through here... Her Little Bitch program isn't all that, the membership fees are too steep, and it's just not worth the public embarrassment and ridicule. Why not join the Reverend Bitchslap Coalition instead?

 

Canine: want to see what benefits you get?
cum here...

dont join that bitchslap program - its all talk and no action.

 

And what exactly would the moral standings of joining the Reverend Bitchslap Coalition be? What are your politics on aid for Afgans, and is it necessary that I take the piss out of Kit or will it just be a bonus?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
Canine: want to see what benefits you get?
cum here...

dont join that bitchslap program - its all talk and no action. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
i didnt take latin.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you take English???

Just curious...

 

I don't think she took school lessons at all. Too many people there, and it would have forced her to form relationships. Too much effort!
Besides, she didn't like to leave the trailer park.

 

I took English and Spanish!

i did well in school, considering i was suspended and expelled so many times, but thats another story.

*proud* i graduated a semester early

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants a swift elbow to the facial region:
*proud* i graduated a semester early <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So that would be from the *special* school, for being able to tie your own laces huh?
And taking spanish at school was the easy way out for you. I'm sure there are plenty of gringos at the trailer park.

 

no, it was regular school, although for some time it was an alternative after being expelled from high school. i graduated in NHS - National Honor Society.

in my neighborhood, i am held as the psycho. whenever the neighbors see police lights, they think that i killed one of my parents or went into another manic rage. but no worries! i have been good.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants Disorder:
in my neighborhood, i am held as the psycho.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So you live in one of the countries nicer trailer parks? I wouldn't have thaught anyone would want to even touch you, let alone hold you as anything.

 

now now.. dont need to create a scapegoat for your misfortune, no matter how hard you try or how hard you look, there will never be a human as ugly as you, in any sex, shape or form. dont smile at me now fucker, you hear? i dont wanna see your dislodged teeth... hey I found this pic of you..
and lookie its your brother Dave and his wife Arlene
oop, dont wanna go without the Goldsteins from next door

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
thaught<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oooops!You and Stranger bothneed a little 'thaught' correction

 

...or maybe it's just an australian discrepancy?

canine,canine std
don't say it's true
strang-er you-be!
why i ask this all in lyric?
to keep Kit's dim dumb mind oblivic!


So...yes or no?

 

No way! I would think of something nicer than Canine STD to call myself. Thats ikky. Besides, wouldn't he have chatted me up by now if that was the case?

Besides it's spelt 'thaught' over here isn't it Dog Dribbles, like the way we put a 'u' in 'colour' and 'behaviour'. And say 'dance' instead of 'darrnce' and 'castle' instead of 'carrstle'.

Well thats what I thort anyway.

Ok, ok, you got me. I can't spel for shyt. But I think I have been doing pritty well so far, concidering this thing don't have a spel cheque.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StrangerRR:
Besides, wouldn't he have chatted me up by now if that was the case?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...convinced already!
Besides it's spelt 'thaught' over here isn't it Dog Dribbles, like the way we put a 'u' in 'colour' and 'behaviour'. And say 'dance' instead of 'darrnce' and 'castle' instead of 'carrstle'.

Well thats what I thort anyway.
[/B][/QUOTE]

It is,is it greasy Polyp Pussy?I never encountered that spelling before you joined...and i do believe that you didn't add 'u' to 'colour','behaviour' etc because they were already there...you just didn't remove them in the first place unlike the number one cultural bastardisors,the americans.

 

And dija ever notice that Word has the spell check set to 'number one cultural bastardisors' by default? It took me ages to work out why my lecturers were sending my papers back with spelling errors.

To make matters worse when you talk about Behaviorism in Psych you leave out the u out of 'professional courtesy'. What a crock. I missed the lecture where they said that, so I eventually wound up giving up and just spelling 50% of the paper with the u and 50% without. Took me till 3rd year to work out what the deal was.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
And dija ever notice bla bla bla bla.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jesus, thats gotta go down in history as the most boring post of all time.
Has been a long hard weekend and it's late late Sunday night here.
Think I betta go to bed now.

 

*nods*

 

Oh BTW I was calling Canine STD "Dog Dribbles", but hay, if the shoe fits.
Guess you answer to anything then Gangrene Gap?