Of all the fucking things to discover at work..

hello chloraflora, want to see a magic trick?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
I was at my job yesterday, when one lady came up to me and politely said "I hate to tell you this, but there was a small "mess" in the ladies room." So, I grab one of my female co-workers, and have her stand by the door while I go into the women's room and see what had happened...

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Should've made your female co-worker do it. Maybe it was her...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Should've made your female co-worker do it. Maybe it was her...

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Unfortunately, I am the outranking one at the store, so I can't throw that on her(contrary to what outranking USUALLY means)....as some would say, "That's whay they pay you the big bucks!"

Besides, I think I have figured out which person it was...and mark my word, her uterus will make a great cleaning tool..

 

You think you know who it is?!!

Are you gonna confront her? (Before using her uterus as a cleaning tool?) Tell her that you have pictures of her 'doing the deed'.

 

I once shat ontop of the cystern(sp?) when I was at school. But then again I also got suspended for setting fire to the mobile classrooms.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
I once shat ontop of the cystern(sp?) when I was at school. But then again I also got suspended for setting fire to the mobile classrooms.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What a little toe-rag you are. I knew someone who set fire to their old schools swimming pool - I dunno who though

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
I once shat ontop of the cystern(sp?) when I was at school. But then again I also got suspended for setting fire to the mobile classrooms.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i feel yer pain

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
What a little toe-rag you are. I knew someone who set fire to their old schools swimming pool - I dunno ***who*** though <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HOW

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
hello chloraflora, want to see a magic trick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Will it require the use of a dental dam?

Oh, hello to you too. Sorry I couldn't chat with you when U.E. called....

 

no sweat... my phone is always on

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
I knew someone who set fire to their old schools swimming pool - I dunno who though <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Um... how exactly do you set a swimming pool on fire?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
What a little toe-rag you are<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now now, not too hasty. I said I was suspended for it, I never said I did it.
I was with the guy who did it, when he did it. Well I was sat outside playing a game-boy, shouted inside to him that I was going home and when I got to the corner he ran up behind me shouting "Look what I've done!". I turned round and the flames were through the fucking roof. The school had to accept me back 2 days later cos it weren't really my fault.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
Um... how exactly do you set a swimming pool on fire?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yah, as if no one noticed the 40 cubic feet of water to use on the blazing inferno.. unless of course it was 40 cubic feet of turpsm, then you would be fucked.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
yah, as if no one noticed the 40 cubic feet of water to use on the blazing inferno.. unless of course it was 40 cubic feet of turpsm, then you would be fucked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why did you change 'jism' to 'turpsm',Disorder?I think it would have been of vague amusement if you'd left it(unlike 'turpsm') ,you homo-erotic fantasising queerdo!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
40 cubic feet of turpsm, then you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
last time i checked, the key 'm' is right next to the key ',' <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so you're in the habit of typing two commas then disorder?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Why did you change 'jism' to 'turpsm',Disorder?I think it would have been of vague amusement if you'd left it(unlike 'turpsm') ,you homo-erotic fantasising queerdo! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

pardon me, you homo-erotic minded fantasising queerdo wannabe but last time i checked, the key 'm' is right next to the key ',' , but i guess you wouldnt understand that seeing as you have to push a matchstick into a hole.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
pardon me, you homo-erotic minded fantasising queerdo wannabe but last time i checked, the key 'm' is right next to the key ',' , but i guess you wouldnt understand that seeing as you have to push a matchstick into a hole.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...are you suggesting that *I* am jealous of your homo-erotic fantasising queerdo abilities?????I have far more ~elaborate~ fantasies than a 'swimming pool of jism' when i do!!!It's not bad,Disorder,but considering that I am female (and therefore don't have first-hand queerdo experience like you appear),i think i manage admirably.
And quit with the jibes about my crappy keyboard...it's incredibly low of you and won't win you any respect!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
...are you suggesting that *I* am jealous of your homo-erotic fantasising queerdo abilities?????I have far more ~elaborate~ fantasies than a 'swimming pool of jism' when i do!!!It's not bad,Disorder,but considering that I am female (and therefore don't have first-hand queerdo experience like you appear),i think i manage admirably.
And quit with the jibes about my crappy keyboard...it's incredibly low of you and won't win you any respect! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

wooo, so? if i dont have your repsect then its no big loss, i'm sure i can find another heartless, bragging, nobody on the net. and, as everyone knows by now i am only 20, sure i may seem at times immature, cowardly and untrustworthy. but its only when people you have tried very hard to please, done things for and generally been 'nice' to, start insulting you and attacking you, in a place where, because they are doing it, seem to think that they get a lot of respect for it, and you just might have to stick up for yourself.. as you are doing now.

now that doesnt win you any respect.

I never started anything, but i will stay and insult and say low down dirty things until it ends. So, if you dont like what i say, dont say anything to me, i am certainly not doing this for your respect. i do this for my own entertainment.. and i am having a ball...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:

now that doesnt win you any respect.

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I already have my respect!?!!

 

I don't think it was the swimming pool... and I think what happened was they chucked some sorta flamable substance everywhere for a joke. I think they were gonna leave it likte that but when my friend was walking away he lobbed his fag over his back and the building set alight... cant remember the exact details...