Nursey Tribute Thread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ministersf, Jul 15, 2002.

  1. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    There are things you can do with your tongue and/or spit on/under foreskin that are fun. Handjobs are more fun too. Its like uncut is the deluxe model.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Cleaning the smegma out from under the fold with your tongue? Shit, just go get some parmesian cheese next time you have one of those fetishes...

    That's just lovely, the fold of skin that catches the last few drips from every time a guy takes a piss, and you're enjoying every minute of it...

    How exactly are handjobs more fun? Less work on your part? It would seem to me that since they say an uncircumsized male is more sensitive than one that has lost his foreskin (and had the head exposed to the harsh environment of boxers and briefs), that they wouldn't last as long...

    I've seen a few porn clips in my day, and it always seems that uncircumsized guys heads are smaller... any truth to that?
     
  2. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Cleaning the smegma out from under the fold with your tongue? Shit, just go get some parmesian cheese next time you have one of those fetishes...

    That's just lovely, the fold of skin that catches the last few drips from every time a guy takes a piss, and you're enjoying every minute of it...

    How exactly are handjobs more fun? Less work on your part? It would seem to me that since they say an uncircumsized male is more sensitive than one that has lost his foreskin (and had the head exposed to the harsh environment of boxers and briefs), that they wouldn't last as long...

    I've seen a few porn clips in my day, and it always seems that uncircumsized guys heads are smaller... any truth to that?
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    What kind of dirty guys are you sucking??? Some guys actually wash their cocks once in a while and know not to put there cocks away till they are done pissing.

    I think the smaller head thing is an optical illusion because of the foreskin. Maybe I will apply for a federal grant to do a statistical analysis.
     
  3. 1337

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    MY COCK IS BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOURS
     
  4. tommy710

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    i dont know nursey well enough to say shes great but shes the only person to make me my own forum with me being the subject of all abuse so illl say shes great anyway ya fucking sex queen you.
     
  5. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    What kind of dirty guys are you sucking??? Some guys actually wash their cocks once in a while and know not to put there cocks away till they are done pissing.

    I think the smaller head thing is an optical illusion because of the foreskin. Maybe I will apply for a federal grant to do a statistical analysis.
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    Hate to disappoint, but I don't suck cocks. Maybe we could hook you up with Sexual Chocolate and you two can have a nice discussion on the nicer aspects of fellatio. Face it, alot of guys 'drip' - it's a statistical fact that eventually leads to prostate problems, and the lack of any control. A foreskin would "pinch off" the tip and cause any 'drips' to remain within the musky confines of said cavity. Pinch, squeeze, shake all you want, but as soon as the dick moves a certain way, a drop or two is going to find it's way out (of the piss slit, at least)...

    Just remember, the next time you're snoodling some guy with your tongue... that's not sweat you're tasting.

    The smaller head might not be an 'optical illusion' after all - if the head is held constricted behind a wall of foreskin through most of it's developmental period, do you really think it's going to become as large as one free to stay 'expanded?' And what about the whole 'sensitivity' issue? You seem to have skipped this one completely...
     
  6. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Hate to disappoint, but I don't suck cocks. Maybe we could hook you up with Sexual Chocolate and you two can have a nice discussion on the nicer aspects of fellatio. Face it, alot of guys 'drip' - it's a statistical fact that eventually leads to prostate problems, and the lack of any control. A foreskin would "pinch off" the tip and cause any 'drips' to remain within the musky confines of said cavity. Pinch, squeeze, shake all you want, but as soon as the dick moves a certain way, a drop or two is going to find it's way out (of the piss slit, at least)...

    Just remember, the next time you're snoodling some guy with your tongue... that's not sweat you're tasting.

    The smaller head might not be an 'optical illusion' after all - if the head is held constricted behind a wall of foreskin through most of it's developmental period, do you really think it's going to become as large as one free to stay 'expanded?' And what about the whole 'sensitivity' issue? You seem to have skipped this one completely...
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    I thought you were a girl

    first off, if you cock is constantly leaking you may want to see a urologist...the only guy I know who leaked had given himself a Prince Albert

    2nd Constriction? Wall of Foreskin? its not an impenetrable force...its skin

    3rd Sensitivity...although the skin underneath seems more sensitive (I obviously don't know what it feels like, just the reactions I can create) the Hooded Wands I have know haven't seemed to have been any faster at cumming than others.

    #4 don't hate just cause your parents messed up your dick...just get good at lickin
     
  7. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    I thought you were a girl

    first off, if you cock is constantly leaking you may want to see a urologist...the only guy I know who leaked had given himself a Prince Albert

    2nd Constriction? Wall of Foreskin? its not an impenetrable force...its skin

    3rd Sensitivity...although the skin underneath seems more sensitive (I obviously don't know what it feels like, just the reactions I can create) the Hooded Wands I have know haven't seemed to have been any faster at cumming than others.

    #4 don't hate just cause your parents messed up your dick...just get good at lickin
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    <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>My cock is not constantly leaking.
    <LI>It's skin, yet it covers up the piss slit. Do the math.
    <LI>Somehow, I doubt it. Maybe it's just my libido...
    <LI>I don't think of it as "messed up my dick" - I would do the same to a son of mine (of course, I'll probably never have children - or, at least, claim any of them). Bottom line, it's just more sanitary. We're not talking quantum physics here, and I don't consider myself a kike. Less maintenance = cleaner dick. Try to understand it, because I'm sure some of the filth you've succumbed to were not as meticulous of their bodies as you'd hoped they'd be.
    [/list]

    BTW: I only "lick" what I deem as worthy pussy. Sorry if I'm not as forgiving as others you've had...

    [ July 16, 2002: Message edited by: Antichrist Lomotil ]
     
  8. tommy710

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    Dont we all argue about some really stupid shite in here??lol
    and yeh my dick is intact before you ask.
     
  9. Lomotil

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    Like we give a fuck, tommy... We thought you've been long gone... Pity, our assumptions were too hasty...
     
  10. tommy710

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    sorry lomo im like that boil on your ass,im here tostay.
     
  11. Ministersf

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    Well, I wanted to give Nursey props and to celebrate her grand accomplishments but it all turned into a debate about cut vs uncut cocks. I guess it was a good tribute in it's own way.
     
  12. canine_STD

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    I think nursey would like it. It's special, just like nursey.
     
  13. tommy710

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    yeh minister its funny how the conversation tends to drift sometimes aint it?
     
  14. Nursey

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    NOOOOOO TOMMY!! "...but instead you're turning it into a thread about how the subjects of how threads tends to wander! Sheeesh!C'mon folks,lets get this SHOW ON THA FUCKING ROAD!
     
  15. Ministersf

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    In the altar, multiple white cloths communicate Nursey's purity, honesty and peace. An immaculate altar conveys the glory and purity of Nursey's, god of creativity and custom. Clean white cloths, flowers metals, and ceramic tiles are evocations of his spotless reputation. Before the altar is a bed in white linen where devotees may knell and meditate before his inspiring presence. The tin staffs (opaxoro) by Clodomir Menezes da Silva signify the maturity and wisdom of Oxalufan, among the eldest of Nursey'savatars.
     
  16. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    its a jewish conspiracy...the only true risk is getting a bacterial infection from a dirty uncut cock...but if he keeps it clean its all good. Also uncut cocks on average are larger...they aren't sure if the trend is racial or if it actually effects size...and in my honest opinion a lot more fun to play with.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    interesting...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
    i want to bear Nursey's children. and i hate kids so that's a real compliment.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    There are things you can do with your tongue and/or spit on/under foreskin that are fun. Handjobs are more fun too. Its like uncut is the deluxe model.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh dog damn...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Cleaning the smegma out from under the fold with your tongue? Shit, just go get some parmesian cheese next time you have one of those fetishes...

    That's just lovely, the fold of skin that catches the last few drips from every time a guy takes a piss, and you're enjoying every minute of it...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    PUKIES!


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy:
    What kind of dirty guys are you sucking??? Some guys actually wash their cocks once in a while and know not to put there cocks away till they are done pissing.

    I think the smaller head thing is an optical illusion because of the foreskin. Maybe I will apply for a federal grant to do a statistical analysis.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMFAO! go yummy, go yummy, go yummy...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Just remember, the next time you're snoodling some guy with your tongue... that's not sweat you're tasting.

    The smaller head might not be an 'optical illusion' after all - if the head is held constricted behind a wall of foreskin through most of it's developmental period, do you really think it's going to become as large as one free to stay 'expanded?' And what about the whole 'sensitivity' issue? You seem to have skipped this one completely...
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    pUKIES!
     
  17. pimpchichi

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    kuntana you fucking dumb spic animal-VD-infested crack-addicted whore if you want to re-open the cut/uncut cock debate.. go start your own fucking thread

    now edit that post and eulogise about how nursey makes you look soooo much better in her tru-to-life gifs depicting your perverted animal abuse or something
     
  18. Dog Breath

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    I, personally am uncut.

    I don't get smegma growing on my pecker. As for the drops of piss, while taking a leak the unaltered male slides the skin of the man totem back till the head protrudes and fires a clean stream at the target. If you don't retract the lens cover, you piss on your shoes. A good jiggle dislodges any remaining liquid contaminants.

    As for sensitivity goes, we get more stimulation from the penetrating stroke than from the retreating stroke so I doubt premature ejection is a greater risk.

    On the other hand the contrast in feelings between strokes I assume adds to the enjoyment much like the caramel nougat center of a Snickers bar adds texture to a candy bar. While your average trimmed buck is feeling "yep yep yep yep yep" the natural man feels "whoo haaa whoo haa whoo haa whoo haa".

    Yes, all in all the turtle neck is far superior to the cardigan and the mangled members are just envious of our hooded glory.
     
  19. Dog Breath

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    Oh yea, Nursey infected my ass with the AIDS.
     
  20. Martha Stewart

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    Dearest Nursey,
    I think you are the most creative, articulate woman I have ever had the chance to encounter. You are bright, attractive and wickedly bent. I wish I could be your prison bitch. As for all this cock speak, I could you use one shoved right up my fanny along with a fat rail up my quivering nostrils. Love and Kisses, MS
     

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