Scrawnie's gonna kill me for this one... What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork! What's hard, 18 inches long and can make a woman scream all night long? Crib death. What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork! What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall? Ripping them off again. What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! How do you get them out again? With Doritos!!
And of course, seeing that I'll now be the target for endless waves of vilification and disparagement, I'll go that extra, final mile to combine the best of two taboos - baby-killing and cannibalism!!! Strange...tastes just like chicken...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Skully: Holy fuck. I won't have any friends after this one...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you have friends?? when did this happen????????
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: yeah skully... you're starting to sound like pinkybrown...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oi! Shut it! You ugly fucker...Don't you tar me with the same brush as Skully!
is this what you were on about skully.... actually mate.. tastes just like pork... but you'd know nothing about that would you... [ April 03, 2001: Message edited by: PimpDaddy ]
you know, you think the pics are "shocking" but they are more annoying. I used to worship satan too (when I was in the 8th grade) Maybe I should just post 28 meg bmp color scales in here to annooy everyone...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: you know, you think the pics are "shocking" but they are more annoying. I used to worship satan too (when I was in the 8th grade) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i think the pics are funny and i dont worship satan.
Judging from what I've seen my love, I don't think anything with goat legs would be safe around your house.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: you know, you think the pics are "shocking" but they are more annoying. I used to worship satan too (when I was in the 8th grade) Maybe I should just post 28 meg bmp color scales in here to annooy everyone...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah i used to have a fascination with the horny old bastard when i was about 12-14.... [ April 03, 2001: Message edited by: PimpDaddy ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Judging from what I've seen my love, I don't think anything with goat legs would be safe around your house.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that's not true! once, we nursed a newborn goat after his mother abandoned him. he got better, but then, while i was in school, my uncle took him back and ate him...ok, they are definitely not safe around my house. but satan does not have goat legs, he looks like a dog.
Ahhhh my love. Satan has no physical form. Only representations of him look like goats or dogs. He is actually just a fallen angel who will be destroyed after Lord Jehovah casts him into the Abyss for 1000 years. Kinda sucks to be him right now.
that reminds me, when i was at church, the priest told me that there was no such thing as satan. we questioned him about this, but he said that he didnt believe in satan. makes no sense that its in the bible...
Satan's greatest trick was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Well I believe in Satan.... and the only that scares me.... are Circus Midgets.
i heard that phrase about satan somewhere else, too. circus midgets are cool, clowns are scary. see if my new quote shows...tu no valez nada
