Nip/Tuck

Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by MAJ Havoc, Aug 7, 2006.

  1. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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  2. phatboy

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    Congrats Ferine, now clean that room up!!!!



    Have fun.
     
  3. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Ain't my room. :D That's the fitting room.
     
  4. headee

    headee New Member

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    congratulations ferine--the dress and you are both beautiful. don't forget to post pics from the honeymoon. dirty ones.
     
  5. chester grape

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    Yes Ferine, congrats. And remember, should things get rocky at any time, Schmed will be there for you.
     
  6. phatboy

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    Havent you and Yoda produced enough porn??????

    Leave ferine and her innocence alone.

    And that is one messy changing room (I am secretly happy that it isnt your room) that would have ruined my image of you.
     
  7. Ferine

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    You can eat off my toilet, not saying you should, but you could.

    I'm not so innocent, i'll be wearing satan's panties under my dress. :shock:
     
  8. chester grape

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    Satan wears ladies underwear? :twisted:
     
  9. Ferine

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    I have to assume he designed the thong himself, they are torturous.
     
  10. phatboy

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    You should go 'commando' then. Just be careful when he pulls off the garter.......
     
  11. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Yes, nothing is sexier than a thong. And by that I mean "nothing."
     
  12. Ferine

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    I usually do, I just thought that since this was a special occasion I should wear something. Don't want the inlaws to accidently see the muff...
     
  13. Schmed

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    But it's quite alright if your side of the family catches a glimpse.
     
  14. chester grape

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    Okay, I'm sick of Ferine and her nuptials getting all the attention around here. For God's sake, I mean no one's even answered my question about "Australia's Julian McMahon".
     
  15. Schmed

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    Well I'm just hopeing to hear hertalk about her muff some more.
     
  16. Ferine

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    We are from Alabama. :shock:

    And in regards to Australias Julian McMahon, he was Cole on Charmed and I love him. But fuck Nip Tuck.
     
  17. MAJ Havoc

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    I like Nip/Tuck. And, no, I don't think I've heard Julian referred to as Australia's favorite son. He's probably touted as "that dude that played Dr. Doom."
     
  18. Schmed

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    Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that I knew someone who was actually the embodiment of Nip Tuck (or as far as you know). Would you fuck
    said person as a last hurrah before finally deciding that your vag will only have one penis for the rest of its functional shelf life??


    Or.. if this sounds like the drunken ramblings of a psychopath to you, would you instead at least not call the cops if this person was caught dwelling in your panty drawer??

    OR, would you subject yourself to anything that sounds remotely like the first paragraph? in the name of science? even if you didn't really understand how it related to science at all??


    Or...awwwww FUCKBALLS!!!

    *furiously shoves fingers into ears and hums "Taps" while wipeing a snot and tear covered cheek into 80's glam metal t-shirt*


    Just let him keep Optimus okay?
     
  19. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Cool! Which band?
     
  20. Schmed

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    Dokken *sob*
     

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