how the hell did this thread get revived with a different topic? okay, i'll bite. Lomo, now that i've gained 15 pounds my jiggly lipid filled buttocks are not as easily spread as before. i sort of have to squat and try to bend over my squishy wonder bread-like abdomen. in fact, my ass is so fucking big that Frenchie's knob has a hard time navigating its way around down there. so for Xmass besides packing on the cellulite, i got a little diamond ring from Frenchie, (awwwww!) and little diamond solitaire earrings from my pa, gift certificate for the mall from my brother and assorted other goodies. it was a really good holiday down here in Funky Town. so what did you guys get besides something unidentifiable at the clinic?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: i got a little diamond ring from Frenchie, (awwwww!) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So you're still gonna slob my knob, right?
what do you mean "still gonna"? did i ever say i would? dont make me slap you and send you back to your mama.
Aaaaw, c'mon... you're not gonna back out now, are ya? You said you'd make my toes curl and the bedsheets dissappear between the crack of my ass...
oh yeah. i remember now. i was really drunk and i figured it was safe to tease you since you're in Revco World and i'm far away in Funky Town. i'll tell ya what. if you stop blowing noxious fumes out of your ass i'll consider a little "cam whore" date with you at which time i might flash you a little tits and ass. of course, my ass is huge and has giant cystic pimples on it. but i'm sure you can work around that. deal? oh yeah, and you have to buy me something on my cam-whore wish list.
Just let me reset my 'cam-whore' resolution down to a paltry 320x240 and you might have a deal... I'll never even see those cold sores you speak of... BTW, your 'cam-whore-gift' will arrive as soon as one gets donated at work...
