New Gift Fugly Game

I sent my address as well (months ago.) So, Pukey, when can we see the pic of you and your (ahem) package?

 

It's in my album. Kinda looks like I am holding a wrapped turd, but knowing the two of us, it could very well be.

 

That's a big turd. She must have been saving up for that.

 

It looks like you are offering a bad apple to snow white.

 

I told her to use the happily surprised open mouth gasp pic but she said she would end up with a dick photoshopped in her mouth.

 

Hey dick, I googled that!

 

I didnt mean you looked like a witch. Well, maybe a smokin hot witch...

Just the way you are offering up the apple thingy.

 

Oh, like who on here would do that????

 

WHAT BULLSHEEEIT .... you pose with the joke gift.. what about the ear rings... huh... or the... shit I forgot what all i sent you.

 

I was wearing one of the lipsticks and I ain't taking those earrings out of the baggie!

 

Baggie?

Are they medicinal earrings?

 

If she sends you one, will you swallow it?

 

I was thinking like medicinal herb, sicko.

 

I think the gold unicorn ear rings are safer as in germs than that elephant ...

ewww I just farted and it smelled like my cats fart... weird

 

it was my cat, he siting under my chair... and I think my fart was odorless.

 

Yea, right, I try to blame mine on the cat too, it never works.

 

I think first you need to get a cat, genius.

 

DAMNNIT!!!

The potato goes in the front!!!!!

 

Eats tads. All of you.