Name That Tune

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Oct 22, 2001.

  1. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I love Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. They fucking rule!
     
  2. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Ok. I see we've got lots of brits here. How about this one.

    There's a lovin in your eyes all the way,
    If I listened to your lies would you say,
    That I'm a man without conviction,
    I'm a man who doesn't know,
    How to spell the contradiction,
    She comes and goes,
    She comes and goes.
     
  3. unlimited-time

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    Culture club-karma chameleon
    God used to prance about school disco to that shit
     
  4. unlimited-time

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    Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
    Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high
    Mama's dancin' with baby on her shoulder
    The sun is settin' like molasses in the sky
    The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything
    Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for
     
  5. Lomotil

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    Who's gonna be the dancer of Fat Sally Lee
    Who's gonna...
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    Who's gonna be the dancer of Fat Sally Lee
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    You'll see the men leaving the she comes around
    So big you won't believe it
    Cause when she's up for dancing and stamping her feet
    The doctor's heavy breathing

    Who's gonna be the dancer of Fat Sally Lee
    Who's gonna...
    Who's gonna...
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    You've never seen a gally with so many names
    Like Dinosaur-Sally
    And sometimes she won't be there to dance square when she's
    not carried by her stallion

    Who's gonna be the dancer of Fat Sally Lee
    Who's gonna...
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    Step one step two step two and shake your boo
    Step one step...
    Step one step...
    Step one step...

    Who's gonna be the dancer of Fat Sally Lee
    Who's gonna...
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    Who's gonna be the dancer of Fat Sally Lee
     
  6. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
    la la la
    Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Black velvet, Alana Miles
    Knew that one no worried.
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    Think of you with pipe and slippers

    Think of her in bed

    Laying there just watching telly

    Then think of me instead


    I'll never grow so old and flabby

    That could never be

    Don't marry her, fuck me


    And your love light shines like cardboard

    But your work shoes are glistening

    She's a Ph.D in 'I told you so'

    You've a knighthood in 'I'm not listening'


    She'll grab your sweaty bollocks

    Then slowly raise her knee

    Don't marry her, fuck me


    And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay

    And you realise you can't make it anyway

    You have to wash the car

    Take the kiddies to the park

    Don't marry her, fuck me


    Those lovely Sunday mornings

    With breakfast brought in bed

    Those blackbirds look like knitting needles

    Trying to peck your head


    Those birds will peck your soul out

    And throw away the key

    Don't marry her, fuck me


    And the kitchen's always tidy

    And the bathroom's always clean

    She's a diploma in 'just hiding things'

    You've a first in 'low esteem'


    When your socks smell of angels

    But your life smells of brie

    Don't marry her, fuck me


    And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay

    And you realise you can't make it anyway

    You have to wash the car

    Take the kiddies to the park

    Don't marry her, fuck me


    And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay

    And you realise you can't make it anyway

    You have to wash the car

    Take the kiddies to the park

    Don't marry her, fuck me
     
  8. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I don't know that one. but the mention of sex in that song makes me want to go blow my head off. Thank you for the memories.
     
  9. unlimited-time

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    Its was "Don't Marry Her" by Beautiful South
     
  10. unlimited-time

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    You better listen up! Since you screwed me you've been on my mind.
    Yeah, 'til the day we met, I was cruisin', I was doin' fine.
    But, now my world's gone crazy and I think about you all the time.

    I'm gonna tell it to ya baby, it ain't like it was.
    There'll be no "ifs", "ands", or "maybes", only justice because:
     
  11. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    Thought I'd join in with the fun and frolics...


    You can't be what you were
    So you better start being just what you are
    You can't be what you were
    Time is now and it's running out
    You can't be what you were
    So you better start living the life
    That you're talking about
    You can't be what you were
    No movement, no movement, no movement
    In a bad mouth
    It betrays a bad mind

    Name that choon
     
  12. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    3 songs-who by and from which album?Don't bother answering if you need to cheat-it's a game not a competition to see who's the fastest fucking mouse-button clicker.

    Alla,Alla,Doom sits in gloom in his room,destroy the Infidel,In a mosque,In a ghost,Is a sword,Is a Saracen,Alla,Joan of Arc was a sorcerer,The trilogy the desert song,scriptures in he tower of Babble,Alla,Only ending is easy,Burn,Burn,Burn,In the tower,Only ending is easy,Alla,Arise in the east,The trilogy,Alla,Alla,I take heed,Arise in the west, new crusade.

    A bed in the corner,The suffering suffragette,Such an obvious trap,Imagine that,A butterball turkey,Spread her body naked and silly,A bulbous heap,Batting her eyelids,The lights go down,Erupting in fat,The blackwall tunnel,an elephant's grave,A second-hand mattress,Come and play,Total commitment,Pre-menstrual tension,Alright i finished

    Down in the dark,Tell us a story from the room below,You're an ostrich,Bury your head,Personal Austwich fermenting in bed,Empty promises help to forget,No more!No more!Repair the damages you made,Amen,Amen,Amen,Empty promises help to forget,No more,No more,Amen,Amen,Amen.
     
  13. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    Osama-Lama & the 5 Pharoahs...double-live album, "Chants to Clean Your Kalashnikov To"
     
  14. Nursey

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    CORRECT EMETIC!That is the WRONG ANSWER!
     
  15. Nursey

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    I posted that last comment on 'auto-moron-pilot' ...that's what happens when you're starting to mildly hallucinate from sleep depravation
     
  16. Emetic

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    Don't worry, dear - I'm used to it

    {glances at Bobby Vinton CD thoughtfully...}
     
  17. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Don't worry, dear - I'm used to it

    {glances at Bobby Vinton CD thoughtfully...}
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    i am just gonna slip in here, dont mind me..i'm afraid i dont know any songs with words, except for pink floyd but then fukkit if i cant remember the words..

    oh, and whos bobby vinton??
     
  18. Emetic

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    The Great BV, world-renowned crooning love god - songs guaranteed to make women weak in the knees and the head.

    I've recently discovered that a quick spin of "Mr.Lonely", "Roses are Red" or any of his other classics has a most heart-melting & lubricious effect on Nursey.
     
  19. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I'm totally stumped on all of these songs.
    Do something by the bee gees or the doobie brothers and I might get an answer correct.
     
  20. PinkorBrown69

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    Okay! Just for you Cheese ( You old fart ).

    The first verse should me enough...

    If you wake up and don't want to smile,
    It can take just a little while,
    Open your eyes and look at the day,
    And you'll see things in a different way.


    Another for you...

    Don't you laugh at my girlfriend,
    She's the only one I've got.
    Not much of a girlfriend,
    I never seem to get a lot.
     

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