<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: dude... you just gotta stop drinking, its gonna cause problems when try and pick up women...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I've actually took beer to class before, we were having a physics test, and I knew I was going to bomb it... So, I took one of those nice giant cups they have at the gas stations, filled it with three cans of beer, and took it in with me to take the test. Mind you, I had been drinking prior in the day, and the extra 36 oz was just enough to push me to the point of true bliss... I was making noises with the straw, belching, etc... all the while, people around me were no doubt picking up on the scent of brewing excellence... I just loved the look on the professor's face when I turned my test in... I hated that prick anyway...
I did something like that once. In my sociology class, I took a whole bottle of red wine and emptied it into one of those large travel-mugs. No one really seemed to notice, probably because half of the students already stunk like pot and patchouly.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: wow I finnaly found another plusiefile!! I have a "alf" doll I have affeciontly sewn an anus on<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Alf? I would suggest an H.R. PufnStuf doll. The name alone is a massive turn-on, kind of like you are ass-fucking a porn star.
Agreed...IMC pretty much covered the high (low?) points of rugrats for me, except that of the aspect of parents and parents-to-be in the workplace. Just one of untold number of Clinton admin bungles was that Family Leave Act b.s. Why the fuck should reproducers get favored treatment & slough off their responsibilities on their innocent coworkers? You got pregnant, bitch - you didn't get a dispensation from the friggin' Pope. Want to take off your last couple of months before you pop? Fine - quit, and give your job up to someone who can handle it. Wanna come back a couple months afterward once you've got your childcare situation handled? Super - just throw your application in the stack with everyone else's in Personnel & wait for a phone call. And if you DO make it back somehow, there should be a civil workplace law enjoining you from talking about your kid without first being asked, and it should be a criminal law from showing pictures of your precious little poop-factory without first obtaining written authorization from your target. And NEVER tote your kid into work in their cute little Ikea carrier/stroller combo to spend any part of the day with you without paying an advance annoyance-abatement fee (to be determined by majority vote of your coworkers), and it must be stored out of eye- and earshot. The utility closet is ideal - let it amuse itself by teething on a tasty blue urinal-cake. I believe you should be paid for what you work, and work for what you're paid. Taking time off to catch Junior's first appearance onstage as Tree #5 in his kindergarten play should be docked from pay; further, if any of your coworkers are thereby forced to pick up your absential slack, YOU should pay THEM their normal wage/salary pro rata, in cash.
I thought I would revive this thread for my two new limey friends... you know the ones who are much funnier, and also have better ethics than I...
So, has your view on babies/semi-aborted fetuses changed any? (By the way, this is the second time this thread has been revived...and rightfully, it is kind of a gem. )
my god. oh and a suggestion. switch the oxygen in the incubators for the suction hose and watch their eyes and navels pop out.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whore of Babylon: my god. oh and a suggestion. switch the oxygen in the incubators for the suction hose and watch their eyes and navels pop out.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Would you suck my dick?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Don't Give A Fuck: Would you suck my dick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> not unless your name is dwayne johnson.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whore of Babylon: not unless your name is dwayne johnson.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Know your role and shut your mouth! **eyebrow raises** Now will you suck my dick?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whore of Babylon: nice try little one<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: wow I finnaly found another plusiefile!! I have a "alf" doll I have affeciontly sewn an anus on<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wonder where he got the anus and if it would rot or just get leathery
