My Snapper - happy ending

I made a porno once. With my ex desiree. But we did it on old school videotape. I looked pretty good I thought...

 

I dont think the monkey is magical... I think I am just different then most chicks. Normal cooter.. well kinda.. I have abnormally large clit.

yeah you dont want to see the monkey right now... I shaved instead of getting waxed ...lost my wax guy a while back... It is bumpy right now.

and haha dont bother cracking the joke ...The wax guy got lost in my vagina.

 

Why not let it grow into a triangle like the way it was designed? What is it with you chicks and shaving your cunt to look like your 10 years old again? Is it to attract the rising number of pedophiles? Do you believe mentally stable men enjoy women who look like they haven't hit womanhood? C'mon. No one did this shit in the 70s. The bigger the bush the better.

 

Um hair is nasty on a cooter. and I am sure MANY MANY MANY -actually MOST men agree that a clean shaved/waxed cooter is much better than a hairy scary cooter. SO do you like hairy armpits and legs as well? Are you one of those hair fetishist?

I only have hair on my head. I try to keep the rest of my body slick.

Hair on a monkey hold moisture, germs, bacteria... and those turn into stinky snatch.

I think we should do a poll ... would you prefer a nice clean silky smooth cooter.... or a 70's afro musky cunt.

 

Im not into hairy armpits on a woman. The hairy arms or legs I really don't care about. Either way, the whole purpose of humans having pubes is to lock in the scent. It was the thing that got humans turned on back in the caveman days. Some chicks gets horny... his pubes start to retain those scents... dude catches a whiff... and BAM!!! Fucking commences.

Of course... if you wash the damn thing everyday it doesn't matter if Lionel Richie's afro is down there. It's going to always smell fresh. At least until the next mucas plug falls out.

I'm not saying a huge pussyfro is the best thing out there... but you got to leave hair on it. Especially if you're a fat chick. Cause your pussy crack tends to rotate backwards as you put on weight. Eventually when you are staring at yourself in mirror all you will see is a barbie girl bottom. You'd have to lay down to see your cooter at all. The hair gives the "illusion" that you can still see the pussy. And seeing pussy is one of my favorite things.

 

First Barbie dolls... Then fie-fitty stimulus packages... Now this?

Freud might say otherwise...

 

Damn Rev.... that's some fucked up shit right there! How did you learn about that?

 

if you had his hobbies and hang outs, you would know them as well

 

My hobbies include getting laid and getting blowjobs from chicks. Unfortunately, these hobbies require a willing partner for which I lack the necessary tools. I suppose I could always steal some pussy.

 

I don't have any money in mine.

 

Not that was an invitation for you to stick your roll of dimes in it or anything! I was just trying to say that I had nothing to steal.

 

that reminds me of the funny titles put on uploaded pornos on the free sites... one said "she has a couple of Bills in her change purse" or something like that. Hoping it was someone picking up a real hooker... I watched it. Nope.. 2 guys named Bill were both in her cooter. Not one in butt one in the cooter... 2 in the cooter. gross.

 

With two in the cooter only half of what you are getting is pussy. The other half is....

 

Yeah. Cause if one of the Bills was in her ass instead it wouldn't be gross at all.

 

haha ... good catch. Na 2 dongs at the same time is gross period. Fun to watch, but I could never do it. 2 in you cooter.. that would fuck some stuff up.

hehe --- 2 dongs wont make it tight