my car is crying???

And nothing else....?

 

I can see the thread now "Ever been with an anal squirter" (only on Fugly)

or

Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue

*excerpt*

 

What? I don't get it.

The guy was a perv. I used to buy weed off of him.

 

Joe, I hope that dude got shat on, that would make it hilarious. With his buddy watching in the closet, 'Dude, that's F'd up' ha ha ha

 

Have you read the whole story? Apparently he did. And ... I'm not gonna ruin the story. But thank god for him that poor chick was not related to me any closer then 2nd cousin. The dude is an ass but the story is funny none the less.

 

I stopped moving and stared at my strangely colored crotch for a good 5 seconds, completely confused, until I realized what happened:

"Did you...did you just...shit on my dick??"

I reached down to touch the liquid feces, still in complete and utter disbelief that this girl shot explosive diarrhea on my penis, when, without warning, the smell hit me.