My antidrug...

Now there's a job for ya kitana! Making people shit on demand! And then use it to make those cute little piniatas' you people love so much.

And this week on Martha Ricos' Kitchen: Invite the mexican neighbors to swim.
El Grande Bean Dip!

Kitana once went to a rave,
and dragged a dead boy to her cave,
she said, "Yeah, it's runny,
It smells kinda funny,
but think of the food stamps I save.

H.G. Fucking Longfellow

 

Sorry, My anti-drug is rampant exploitation of third world "democracies" where the value of money far outshines the empty value of the human being.

The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

Oh and Poetry! Let's not forget poetry.

While in Juarez with old IMC,
At the donkey show,who should we see?
Kitana! Enthralled
we watched as she balled,
ALL the donkeys, 1, 2, and 3!


Fuck it. close enough for goverment work.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:
Now there's a job for ya kitana! Making people shit on demand! And then use it to make those cute little piniatas' you people love so much.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no, i dont like to work with the living, they complain too much. the only pinatas i know about are the ones made of human flesh that hang by their necks on a noose.


And this week on Martha Ricos' Kitchen: Invite the mexican neighbors to swim.
El Grande Bean Dip![/QUOTE]

let me say that the Rio Grande is extremely polluted and the only ppl u find in it are the dead wetbacks that tried to cross the river or ppl that committed suicide. My neighbors are of various ethnicities, so u should call it "The Great American Melting Pot," dumbass.


Kitana once went to a rave,
and dragged a dead boy to her cave,
she said, "Yeah, it's runny,
It smells kinda funny,
but think of the food stamps I save.

H.G. Fucking Longfellow[/QUOTE]

that's a cute poem, let me edit it...

Kitana once went to a rave,
and dragged Richard Cranium to her cave,
she said, "I'm not gonna lie,
you're gonna die,
and i will bury you in a shallow, unmarked grave."

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:
While in Juarez with old IMC,
At the donkey show,who should we see?
Kitana! Enthralled
we watched as she balled,
ALL the donkeys, 1, 2, and 3!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


does that mean i castrated them? i dont understand. explain, please.

While in Juarez with old IMC,
At the freak show, who should we see?
Kitana! Constipated,
we watched as she castrated,
ALL the donkeys, 1, 2, and 3!

 

Richard Cranium and I Hate Niggers...

Am I being overly suspicious, or is there a connection there?

Or maybe I'm way off and it's someone else? Surely, it's not just another, nameless, faceless, generation X'er, who just sailed in and thought they'd let Kitana experience a bit of their wrath!

[ June 17, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

 

I am the run-on sentence, comma QUEEN!

 

i bet they're the same, along with IMC and anther, but i forgot the name

 

God I love this webpage so free,
It allows me to be the true me,
as for i hate niggers,
just check out the figures,
Stupid bitch just check the IP.

Address that is.

Kitana, are you such a pathetic bitch, I publicly ream you, and flirt....

Send me your addy and we'll chat she says....

 

The IP is logged. Not by me, I might add. So I guess your little limerick had no purpose.

 

Sorry, I didn't know the bleeding hearts here cared so much for you smucks. I thought everyone here was brave. we don't need you hiding us! Here. Kitanakilla@hotmail.com.

Nauseous, I was not really talking to you. So shut you fat gagging bitch.

Go fuck IMC or something.

Just the other day,
as I sit and cleaned my AK,
dreaming of killing,
I shot through the ceiling,
guess nauseous just got in the way.

Call me.

 

HEY DICKHEAD! Thats my future wife and future lover you are talking about there! The only person who bad mouths Kitana and gets away with it.. is IMC. I don't know why, some kind of Stalker/Stalkee relationship. And Nauseous is gonna give me seven blowjobs! SO SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE! She ain't gaggin her mouth fer nuttin. Look, I'm real sorry about the accident you had, Dick. But slammin girls ain't gonna get you laid. Not by a longshot. So unless you wanna end up like Drug Matthews... beating off in the toilet twice an hour... I'd start being nicer to the ladies. Just a suggestion.

Why do people come here just to bash my sweetheart?

 

hey dickwad, nauseous is NOT fat.


God I love this webpage so free,
It allows me to be the true me,
now that masturbation's lost its fun,
and i cant cum,
i will let kitana cut off my balls.


Just the other day,
as I sit and cleaned my AK,
dreaming of killing,
I shot through the ceiling,
i realized that i definitely must be gay.

i dont want to add u as a contact to chat, i want to add u so that i can bitch at your sorry ass.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:

Nauseous, I was not really talking to you. So shut you fat gagging bitch.
Go fuck IMC or something.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shut my fat gagging bitch? Are you referring to my nausea, which escalated to full-blown bloody vomit after the suggestion of fucking IMC?

Or was that just your sweet, little uneducated way of telling me to shut up?

I'm not exactly up to par on my grammar either, but I do know some past and present tense, unlike you.

"Just the other day,
as I sit and cleaned my AK,
dreaming of killing,
I shot through the ceiling,
guess nauseous just got in the way."

Now, I'll be honest with you, (Please don't take this as flirting, I've bitten off more than I can chew with the "name game" Cheeze started -no pun intended-) I am really flattered that you tried your hand at writing a limerick for me. I must admit, however, that it would have been a little more effective if you had actually written it correctly. Let's examine your choice of verbs:

sit (Simple Present)
cleaned (Simple Past)

They don't belong together! Kinda like your dick and your mom's mouth...

Hmmm... a limerick... aabba...

I know a little guy named Dick
He tries so hard to be a prick
He writes something shitty
And gets nothing but pity
For he is a back-woods hick

*cringes* Okay, I'm no good at writing limericks either...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
hey dickwad, nauseous is NOT fat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no she's anorexic..

but i guess it'd be too taxing for you to work that into a limerick..

anyway..
as you were.. don't mind me... carry on..

 

anorexia makes a bitch hurl,
not unlike that spic psycho gurl,
and bitch nauseous it seems,
has home teaching dreams,
of making imc's toes curl.


Fuck it. it has the bitches DISORDER in it.
Tense? Tense?
Bitch, is that the best you have?
It's called poetic license. I don't have to follow the rules of FUCKING grammar as long as I keep rhyme and meter (if it rhymes at all).

Vomit. It is probably the most pleasurable thing you can do with YOUR mouth.

If you need help picture these things.

You sucking the fat on the back of IMC's ballsack.

Drinking a mason jar of used vegetable oil.

Kitana and Corndawgs kids.

Oh and what do you mean....

They don't belong together! Kinda like your dick and your mom's mouth...?

She helped make it. Who better to suck it?

Your just jealous. Bitch. Go hurl.

 

Ha! Ha! Ha! It looks like your 3rd grade education is shining through again, Dick! There is a difference between the two major eating disorders:

“Anorexia Nervosa is a disorder in which preoccupation with dieting and thinness leads to excessive weight loss. Anorexics have an intense fear of fat, and their preoccupation with food and weight often masks other underlying psychological problems.”

“Bulimia Nervosa is described as a disorder in which frequent episodes of binge eating (rapid consumption of food in one sitting) are almost always followed by purging (ridding the body of food). Purging can involve vomiting, abusing laxatives and/or diuretics, exercising compulsively and/or fasting. Bingeing and purging is often followed by intense feelings of guilt and shame.”

I’m really sorry to disappoint everyone, but I suffer from neither disorder. My nausea mostly likely results from the well-known somatoform disorder, Hypochondriasis, which by the way, is not an eating disorder.

As far as your limerick is concerned, you can take comfort in the “Poetic License” that you refer to… whatever gets you through the day, Dick!

 

Wow. Your a real well educated cunt ain't ya?
Can you do that ping pong ball trick?

And who gives a happy fuck WHY you hurl?
I choose anerxia or whatever cause someone wanted to hear it in a poem.

Fuck, if I was you I'd hurl too.
Look sweety, stick to people who care what you think. Like your therapist, or whoever taught you those big words.


Psychotherapist and psycho the rapist are spelled the same.

Go go getyour head fucked with.

Love and kisses,
Dad

 

thanks richie...

Pimp is in apoplexia, because it rhymes with anorexia?!?!