I wish Ozzy Osbourne would die. I mean, I vote for him. Actually, I hope (damnit, I mean vote) for the entire family to go and I want it to be something spectacular and horrific. I don't know who I can't stand more... The Hogans or the Osbournes. I'd probably have to say the latter. Funny old news... Sharon Osbourne has blasted a comedian for calling her daughter Kelly “unattractive and fatâ€. The TV presenter sent Australian funnyman Jim Jeffries an email full of expletives after he said Kelly wasn't as attractive as British model Agyness Deyn, at the NME Awards USA earlier this year. Following the incident, which ended with Kelly, 23, spitting in Jim’s face, the comedian received a scathing internet message from Sharon. During a stand-up show at London’s Shepherd’s Bush Empire, Jim said: “I thought that would be the end of it but I got an email from Sharon which said, 'Dear Nobody. Wait until you're a celebrity before you criticise REAL celebrities. Why don't you f**k off?’ “So I replied, ‘Dear Sharon. After you had all that plastic surgery and had the fat sucked out of your thighs, why did you pump it into your daughter's face?’ Sharon’s spokesperson could not be reached for comment on the incident.
I keep hoping Bono will bite the dust. Every time I watch I'm Your Man, the Leonard Cohen concert/tribute, I have to take an anticringe pill to endure Boner's pompous smirky peonouncements. He's the GWB of rock.
