MURDER....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Nov 4, 2001.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    dirty?
    why?
    b/c of the nudity for medical and legal reasons???

    you guys look at porn, with pleasure, i look at death, blood and gore with pleasure.

    which reminds me of that biblical quote, ..."dont try to take the spec out of your neighbor's eye, when you have a log in yours..."

    or something like that
     
  2. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Who Hasn't fucked Disorder:
    dirty?
    why?
    b/c of the nudity for medical and legal reasons??? - Everyones seen giggles boobies and willies and fanny's

    you guys look at porn, with pleasure, -Personally I don't look at porn of little babies with their bits covered up (or uncovered either, mind)

    i look at death, blood and gore with pleasure. - Which is prolly why you are still a virgin... no ones dick is bloody or gangrene enough for your mutilated pussy...

    which reminds me of that biblical quote, ..."don't woute things when you are not sure what they are"

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  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i have more, with no censor blackboxes, but theyre on my hard drive, not on my site.
     
  4. Stranger

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wanker!:
    LMSAO

    Oh, the dislekseea, I forgot.
     
  5. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:

    Hmmm... Typo fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck



    Lets look at the evidence....

    I woke around 7.30 pm after sleeping all day as I had worked the night before from 10pm to 7am.
    I went to my car (Fiat uno) and managed to start the engine, even though its a pile of wank with too many miles. So the engine was started and I went to drive away but realised it would not be a good idea as I could not see out the frigging window due to ice. Luckily I had had it serviced that day and there was water in the squirty things (where as before I was driving around illigally with none. I also have don't have any upto date tax so I'm gonna get fucked if I get caught speeding.which I nearly did on the way home...) anyway. there was water in it now, and I proceeded to squirt the window, alas to now avail. so for an hour I was stuck in my car going nowhere fast
    Eventually I managed to get the area where the water spurted the window clear so I had to zoom home leaning to the left so I could see out the bastard thing.
    Got home at 8.15 and rang around a couple of friends before they went to work... then got on the internet at about 9... maybe 9.30. On which I spoke to a couple of people before getting beat up by my mum a couple of times. So I eventually went to bed at, 12pm.
    Where I was rudely awakened by the dustmenm, errr hmmm when I was woken at 8 pm.
    I had some food and searched around for a cigarette but I couldn't find one.........

    ......so I am still on the computor at about 3am talking to people and arguing with my 'uvver'alf' when I "tried" to compose that message....

    and I am also dyslexic so that maybe another reason
     
  6. ssb

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Lets look at the evidence....

    I woke around 7.30 pm after sleeping all day as I had worked the night before from 10pm to 7am.
    I went to my car (Fiat uno) and managed to start the engine, even though its a pile of wank with too many miles. So the engine was started and I went to drive away but realised it would not be a good idea as I could not see out the frigging window due to ice. Luckily I had had it serviced that day and there was water in the squirty things (where as before I was driving around illigally with none. I also have don't have any upto date tax so I'm gonna get fucked if I get caught speeding.which I nearly did on the way home...) anyway. there was water in it now, and I proceeded to squirt the window, alas to now avail. so for an hour I was stuck in my car going nowhere fast
    Eventually I managed to get the area where the water spurted the window clear so I had to zoom home leaning to the left so I could see out the bastard thing.
    Got home at 8.15 and rang around a couple of friends before they went to work... then got on the internet at about 9... maybe 9.30. On which I spoke to a couple of people before getting beat up by my mum a couple of times. So I eventually went to bed at, 12pm.
    Where I was rudely awakened by the dustmenm, errr hmmm when I was woken at 8 pm.
    I had some food and searched around for a cigarette but I couldn't find one.........

    ......so I am still on the computor at about 3am talking to people and arguing with my 'uvver'alf' when I "tried" to compose that message....

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    Wow wank babe u sure now how to talk fine, ...when we get together and we are laying side by side rubbing each others nipples and rubbing bellys will you talk like that to me..tell me in detail what you have been up to all day..it'll make me so wet and horney.
    Fuck i'm getting all horney now just thinking bout it..gotta go and relieve myself..be back in 10 mins or when the residents atart to complain whichever happens first...love u babe XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
     
  7. D

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    Originally posted by i used to wank dawn but i dont now because shes not les'...maybe bi but ultimately engaged to a male:

    Wow wank babe u sure now how to talk fine - due to being consicous and haveing a basic grasp on the english language...

    ...when we get together and we are laying side by side rubbing each others nipples and rubbing bellys (no clits?)

    it'll make me so wet and horney. dirty skank lesbo

    Fuck i'm getting all horney now just thinking bout it..gotta go and relieve myself..be back in 10 mins that quick? it wont be worth shagging will it?

    or when the residents start to complain whichever happens first...love u babe XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX love you too my little carpet muncher
     
  8. ssb

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    Dawn("sigh" such a pretty name)the reason we cant play with clits is to do that we'll have to lay on our backs so our stomach wouldn't get in the way but if you really prefer to play with my clit then we'll do it your way, coz your right really clits r so much more fun than nipples


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    I wouldnt shag anyone but u babe,what i meant was i was gonna use one of residents with parkinsons..(cheaper then buying batteries) and yeah it'll only be quick coz i'm sooo horney for you just one touch and i blow.

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    Awwww thanks Dawn you've made my evening
    and i love you also even more than before XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX extra kisses for my babe
     
  9. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i used to wank but i dont now:
    Awwww thanks Dawn you've made my evening
    and i love you also even more than before XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX extra kisses for my babe[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh lets.... fuck then....

    gis us your address and/or phone number
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!:
    oh lets.... fuck then....

    gis us your address and/or phone number
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    or you could just get my icq number and/or msn thingy
     
  11. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!:
    or you could just get my icq number and/or msn thingy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    HA! dont worry... I got your icq number

    And im just gonna say hello to ya now.....ha ha ha....
     
  12. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank!:
    HA! dont worry... I got your icq number

    And im just gonna say hello to ya now.....ha ha ha....
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    fuck! no I dont... oops... give it to us anyway?
     
  13. Nicodemus

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    Yeecch!

    *Stealthily backs out and shuts the door*
     
  14. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    Yeecch!

    *Stealthily backs out and shuts the door*
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    you and me both...
     
  15. Stranger

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    Quick Nico! Shut the door! Don't let her out! For gods sake hurry
     
  16. ssb

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    Excellent i'm glad that you have decided to take our relationship one step further..my icq number is 137310309 i'll be on sometime in the evening so add me to your list and we can talk about where and when we can meet up.
    Cant wait..really looking forward to meeting babe and dreaming of all the fun things we r gonna do together
    Ps i hope u like fisting coz its my fav xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     
  17. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    bollocks...
     
  18. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Sometimes I wonder why the fuck I even err...

    Hey, I started this thread and I don't know... wait, I think I DO know what went wrong. I think the rest of us do too.

    I am a prime example of what drugs to to your brain.

    Yeah, I'm still thinking about murder. It just seems easier to kill people than to deal with them. I have no tolerance.
     
  19. Emetic

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    Shit, murder's easy. It's the getting-away-with-it part that's the bitch.
     
  20. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Shit, murder's easy. It's the getting-away-with-it part that's the bitch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    That's the thing. It's not a moral dilemma with me. I'm totally okay with offing a couple hundred people. It's just the fact that I don't want to do any jail-time for it.

    Anarchy in the USofA!!!
     

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