Well I can tell you're desperate for a good fuck, and if you're not too far away I'd be happy to oblige, as long as it's no strings attached.
Well you're breathing for one, and you're too young for HRT - so sex will be constantly on your mind.
Oh god, the fat sad twat goes to science conventions too. If I ever end up this sad and lonely, I want one of you to hunt me down and kill me.