Miss Me?

Ok, which one of you wankers locked me out of the forums?

I bet nobody even missed me.

I got so bored that I sold my house and bought a new car.

No kidding.


Barry

 

Maybe that's the same thing that happened to Smurf, since the last time the two of you posted was about the same time and then both of you disappeared.

 

yeah, answer my fucking question

 

You mean the one about whether or not I am your real Dad?

I told you before, I can't be sure. Your mom and I were so young, and I was so drunk....

As far as questions about Cymbalta - It appears to be a good med. Like anything else, it works for differently for each person. Also, you have to give it several weeks to work.



Barry

 

One day you will admit to being my dad *tears up*

 

Nah, you'll both be thin before Barry admits that.

 

i get it.... they both have AIDS

 

Funny that my nose has crooks in the corners too, son. :shock:

Barry

 

I think Dwaine also has a dog that is smarter than Dan.

Coincidence?

I think so. Most dogs are smarter than Dan.

 

You've been gone? :shock:

 

I hate you. You know I have abandonment issues.

Barry

 

I missed you barry... I nered to get my optics adjusted

 

I don't remember you being gone that long Barry. Or maybe I was just enjoying the peace and quiet since Smurf wasn't around to post about Druids and hallucinogens.

 

Huh? Did someone say something?

 

Was beginning to worry there Barry. So the evil daughter’s boyfriend kicked you out of your account?

 

Nope, it was a Fugly bug. See the General Mayhem announcement here -

http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=8260

 

Jefe accidentally locked Barry out of his account when he tried to sweep me under the rug. He failed though and realized he'd been made. If he plays quiet, maybe nobody will notice and everyone will forget it.

If it worked for Katrina and New Orleans, it'll work for you right Jefe?

 

Have you inventoried your stock-piled firearms lately?

 

Gun? Check. Bullets? Check. Lots of blow? Double-check!

 

That was like the Who's on first skit, wish I had never asked. Now my head hurts.