Mindless eaters

As long as you're happy with noises.

 

Well, you know, simple military minds and all.

 

I asked a kid if he was a marine and he grunted at me.

Hooaaah!

 

Exactly.

 

I asked my dog if he were an intellectual and he licked his balls.

 

And you have to use peanut butter to lure him in.

Life, she is no fair!

 

And roofies to keep him there.

 

Haha, that'd be a pretty good campaign add.