Michael Jackson Jokes

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hatchetdragn:
Q: Why does Michael Jackson always dissapear for a few hours after one of his neverland parties?

A: Thats how long it takes to wash the bubblegum of his dick.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

its peanut butter get your facts straight!

 

I heard one of the UPS drivers say this today (kind of stupid, but topical...):

Q. What is it called when the mother of Michael Jackson's kids picks them up for the weekend?

A. Cockblocking.