Men are perverts

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by BIGMAMA, Jan 3, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    yeah my parents would yell at for always fitting on the sofa arms. I was never molested or anything of the sort... but I was a frisky weirdo kid. Seriously - my family still calls me "rooter cooter". I remember at a sleep over, a girl told me she sticks candles in her cooter... ewww- I never stuck anything in me... hell I still dont.
    Man am I glad I have male offspring. But I am sure one day they will doing gross stuff with their little vienna sausages - ugg - One is 9 years old... when do boys start doing...ya know.. god nevermind dont tell me- I hope they never figure it out- or atleast wait till they move out.

    funniest song I ever boinked to... I had a 5 or 6 disk CD changer, well it started off as cool music... then for some reason I had a Johnny Rebel CD on there... because it is funny. The guy wanted to stop and listen to the lyrics - I was fine with that- because it had gotten boring.
     
  2. Nauseous

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    Johnny Rebel is hilarious. I wonder why you never hear black people complain about him? Do they not know he exists?

    The worst song for me was Tool's Intermission. I had to stop because I was on top and we were in a car and I felt like I was a freak show in a fucked up sex circus.

    Uh... candles? Gross. It's like fingering. WTF? That is so annoying. I remember the first time I experienced that I was like, "I really hate this and his hands better be fucking clean."

    As far as boys... I think they are later. I was an early masturbator... earlier than anyone I've ever talked to about it. But I know my nephew was always playing with his junk when he was little. I don't think they can help it because it's just there.
     
  3. phatboy

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    It's the first toy we ever got.

    :)
     
  4. Nauseous

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    I don't envy you. I would hate having balls. I always feel like they have shit on them.
     
  5. Nauseous

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    Don't they hang back by your ass when you sit down?

    My husband told me that your balls don't hang close enough to your asshole to get shit on them, but I don't believe it.
     
  6. BIGMAMA

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    yeah balls are gross... and so pointless. .. and easily removed :)

    My honkey X husband had huge balls like large kiwi. and tight... arab has little ones... like pecan size...maybe a little bigger. but droopy.

    I wish men's balls, were inside of them... that way I think the area would be more attractive, less sweaty, less smelly, and would not slap on you during the nasty.
     
  7. phatboy

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    I am pretty happy with mine. They arent huge and saggy. Plus I keep them (the whole area actually) trimmed and powdered, so as to not get funky. I never really thought of them as eye candy, or really thought chicks paid that much attention to them. Some do pay A LOT of attention to them, but thats different that what the two of u's are talking about.

    I am about 80% sure the reason they are not 'in the body' is because they are heat sensitive. They have to be at a cooler temp to produce fertile boys. I read that somewhere, that like tighty whiteys keep them too close, and riding bikes can get them too hot too.
     
  8. BIGMAMA

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    lets see them
     
  9. Nauseous

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    Yeah, let's see your trimmed, powdery, unnecessary balls. :)
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    ummm I can hardly wait - the anticipation...

    I am picturing those powdered donut holes...
     
  11. phatboy

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    I dont put that much powder on them, just moisture control. I will have to do that when I get home, it'd be kinda awkward at work. I'll put a fresh dusting on them prior....
     
  12. phatboy

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    The Twins...

    See, you cant even see the powder...looks like its about time for a trim too.....

     
  13. BIGMAMA

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    eeewwwwwwwwww


    thanks, now I have a new screen saver. I am sure you just made Nauseous... Nauseous
     
  14. phatboy

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    I was only doing what was asked of me. :)

    You don't like my hairy hush puppies?
     
  15. BIGMAMA

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    well they might look better under some meat... so show that.
     
  16. Nauseous

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    Whoa. Totally not what I was expecting to see. I really didn't think (no pun intended) that you would have the balls to do that.

    Of course, I only see one ball...
     
  17. BIGMAMA

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    looking at that pic, makes me want to get tweezers and pluck those straggledy hairs out... why such a closeup.
     
  18. Reizvolles

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    Let's see some cock too!
     
  19. BIGMAMA

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    Is it not fitting that Phatboy posts a pic of his hairy sac-o-nuts on a thread named "men are perverts"

    back to the topic of my sex life... :)

    new guy is begging to come over and "take care of me" while I am sick...awwww

    but of course being a negative/suspicious/crazy person... I feel that "take care of me" means- take advantage of me being sick and take off with my TV- new computer (that is still in the box) , GPS, and dirty panties.
    I guess you can say I have trust issues. I have no idea why, no one has ever really screwed me over... I am a weirdo.

    I do feel better... I dont think I have the flu, I think I am just sore from still in the ER with my son. He is acting better as well. We will see how we feel tomorrow... Might take the noobie on a second test drive.

    oh and a new rule... no pics of nut sacks on MY threads.
     
  20. Nauseous

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    I don't trust people either. I have to get to know them for a while.

    I still think he's sounds clingy. Clingy bugs me personally. I have to break it off with clingy guys. They are too easy to manipulate and I tend to be mean to them because I know I can and that's not fair, but I feel like they are weak and deserve it. I don't like bossy dickheads. Just a guy who knows when to say no.
     

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