Memory Lane 1

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by ucicare, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. Fugly

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    Jeeezus You're more of a girl than Nursey with the dramatic exits. Are yours and her menstrual cycles synchronized yet?

    Anyway.

    Phil was an albino. I saved him from a snake and went out and bought all sorts of stuff for him so he'd be comfortable. A nice cage, food, one of those water bottles that hangs in the cage. All that stuff. I even bought him one of those 'walker balls' and he'd run all over the house in it.

    Maybe I should have paid more attention to him because he never seemed to like me very much. All he did was piss and shit all over the place. I'd clean it up and he'd piss and shit all over it again. It was our routine and I didn't mind it all that much, really. I tried to pick him up once or twice and each time he bit me.

    I call him He, but he was really a She. Phyllis, I guess.

    I buried him in that walker-ball thing when he finally died.
     
  2. pimpchichi

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    i just thought it was a pretty snappy reply to your snidey comment..
    i left a long time ago really jeff.. i just hadn't completely stopped posting
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

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    I can't tell if this is a huge cry for help, or just a Roshambo, where no one wants to say "I Quit"
     
  4. Fugly

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    Ok, Mick. Well. Congratulations?

    I don't know what the appropriate response is. Certainly nothing to do with rats of Phil or pets of any kind. Do you and Caroline have some kind of bizarre crush one me or something? You guys get awfully upset when you get it in your little heads that I have 'dissed' you in some way. It's like I just walked up and spat on the Queen of England or something. Maybe Barry should get involved in this so we can get to the bottom of it. We're all in the circle of trust here, come on. You can let it out. I'm not gay, Mick. I've told you this before. You're not going to convert me, no matter how much makeup you're wearing.
     
  5. pimpchichi

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    congratulations?. well i suppose that's a decent enough response to my snappy reply..

    and beyond that?.. i couldn't care less.. i don't care if you diss me, couldn't give a shit whether or not you think i'm gay, couldn't give a fuck if you're gay or not.. and care least of all about a dead fucking rat
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

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    this is a misunderstanding. He wasn't calling you guys rats, he was just reminiscing about phil the rat. It's hard to write in emotions (?), so stuff gets misinterpreted.

    p.s. im not gay either, but that bitch Joe I'm fucking, he's a dirty fucking faggot.
     
  7. Fugly

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    Wow. You're just a bitter, mean-spirited little asshole, aren't you? That was my pet. I really liked that rat.

    That's it. I'm leaving. I don't have to stick around here and be treated that way. How DARE you!? :biggrin:
     
  8. phatboy

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    This thread was better when people were putting pictures in it. When did this turn into 'The View'?
     

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  9. Fugly

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    I agree. Let's get back on topic here. Her'e's one of the last photos of Phil.

    R.I.P. buddy.
     

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  10. phatboy

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    Shit, if he drank all that no wonder he's dead. Poor little fella's liver probably gave out.
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    Please do tell the story about the rat.
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    ThATS NOTHING> Phylis could drink you under the table, then take a shit all over you, and bite you, then drink somemore.

    P.S> thanks for the Stefani pic.
     
  13. phatboy

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    I think I dated that chick one time, never, and I mean never, take a girl out to a mexican restaraunt for dinner and margaritas, and try anal when you get back. :(
     
  14. Fugly

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    That’s hilarious so you did that bit in 2000 that predates the rabbit scam that went around back I believe in 2003 kept saying they were going to kill, skin, chop up and make rabbit stew right in front of the camera.
     
  16. JEFE

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  17. JEFE

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    "Innovator" read: idiot.
     
  18. TheGrimJesus

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    Well you never really advertised either. I stumbled upon you in the 90's when I was looking for suicide videos.
     
  19. JEFE

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    You're right. I never advertised. I didn't consider this a business where I'd need to 'advertise' it. In the beginning, it wasn't like how it is now. Now, the Internet is a giant pile of crap. It doesn't matter who makes what, it only matters who capitalizes on it.

    It's a real shame.

    I'm starting to think that there is a lot that you all don't know about. There are literally hundreds of things that I made that I've removed from the site. I should start to put them back so you can see.
     
  20. JEFE

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    I started the site in 1998. There used to be a lot of strange videos on here. We used to have something called "movies galore" where people would submit their home-made videos and others could rate and comment on them.

    Funny how things work out.

    Anyway, blah blah blah. It doesn't make any difference at all so, before anyone writes to tell me what a pussy I am and how I am acting like a dick saying, 'could have, should have', I already know, so save it.

    What do you want to see happen now? What would make it better now and in the future?
     

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