Medical Examiner Case 0001-C

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by kitana, Oct 13, 2001.

  1. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    SHIT...ah-h-h-h-h-h...jeeeezus ...oh-h-h-h-h-h.... ahh... ah... [/I]

    Too late...
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    hmm, sounds like you needed a tissue rather than the toilet.
     
  3. AzN NvAzN

    AzN NvAzN New Member

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    Yum! Just having look at cat make me hungry!

    Kitana - you seem good at preparing cat! I share recipe with you, found on internet:


    BEER ROASTED CAT
    1 cat cut into roast
    1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
    1 cube of beef bouillon
    1 clove of garlic
    1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

    Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

    If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

    I try cooking cat like it say, it turn out good! I add soy sauce to recipe and drink most of beer myself, so i kind of not follow recipe exact, but try and let me know if any good exact as it say.
     
  4. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    Mmmm sounds tastey
    That kitten wouldn't give you much of a feed though, better get a couple more.

    So AzN, do they have cat and dog farms for you guys? If so what breeds do they use? Or do you just go grab a stray off the street?
     
  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    yeah, that does sound tasty. of course, i think my mom would freak if she found out i was preparing cat to eat
    but, thanx, Azn, i will remember that...
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Hmmm... AzN... I have a newfound respect for you now... anyone that likes Guinness can't be all that bad...

    No wonder you drank most of it...
     
  7. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    ***SIGH***
     
  8. AzN NvAzN

    AzN NvAzN New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Hmmm... AzN... I have a newfound respect for you now... anyone that likes Guinness can't be all that bad...

    No wonder you drank most of it...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I go to very dizzy and fell down few time. I bow down to porcelin diety and fill up bowl three time... I wake up on floor looking at top of room next morning. Good thing finish dinner before i fall down last time, or might burn whole hut down!
     

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