Masturbation just ain't the same no more...

hahha good idea im a fuckin dumass for not thinking of that.

I'm gonna beat off 10 times before I go to sleep!

 

We should have a masturbation contest to see who can cum the most times in one day. So far, my high score is 5! By the 5th time, my dick was burnt to a crisp.

 

That should kill 15 minutes, huh?

 

Nauseous... I was just thinking of you today when I was jerkin' off... How it feels when a rock-hard cack first meets the tender, warm, moist folds of an open, willing cunt... The soft caress of those pink lips as they envelop around my purple-headed stallion... How the ridge around the head of my shaft......

oh! pardon me! Sorry about that!

Dammit, we need to fuck.

 

I'm counting the days... and I'm holding you to the fact that you claim you are 'cumming' up here sometime in the future. For the second time, I will save a few Ambien for you and I to wash down with alcohol and 'fuck like rabbits in slow motion'!

 

Yew know it!