<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Then who'll be there to beat you and make you feel worthless?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote So...what, did your last couple of young Romeos not quite beat the egg-timer? Did one of them maybe wipe his dick on your drapes before stumbling out to resume drinking instead of hanging around to cuddle?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by puubert: Then who'll be there to beat you and make you feel worthless?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The way evolution works, man will be re-incorporated soon eough. All of the butch lesbians' ovaries will over time drop out and dangle, and their clits will grow, and BAM!, men are back.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Did one of them maybe wipe his dick on your drapes before stumbling out to resume drinking instead of hanging around to cuddle?[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> actually im not one to cuddle
This reminds me of a story. I use to date this beast of a woman once. Her name was Crystal I believe. Anyway, she was a fucking gorilla. Somehow, through the use of Jack Daniel's whiskey and a blowjob, she was able to trick me into bed with her. Afterwards, I realized that the pussy wasn't all that good. Now don't get me wrong.... I did get my nut off... but that was after using all of my super powers to make myself believe I was with someone else. So I decided to ditch her. A week goes by and she constantly kept calling my house. Usually I would just ignore the call or pretend I was someone else on the phone. This didn't seem to work. After two weeks, she finally got the hint and starting seeing someone else. I ran into her about three weeks after our "sex-romp" at a local store. She decided to try and humiliate me. So she says in front of everyone at the store "That's why you got a little dick." Funny how every man's dick shrinks 3 inches after a break-up huh? I just looked at her and said "But this little dick still fucked you." She in turn replies "It didn't satisfy me though." To which I replied "I don't give a fuck if you were or not. I got my nut off and thats what matters." She got pissed and walked away. I thought I had seen the last of her ...until last week I saw her at the store again. She asked me how I was and if I missed her "Sweet pussy" at times. I simply told her that I missed her "Sweet pussy" about as much as I miss Athlete's Foot. She got pissed and began to curse me... until I pointed out the shit growing on her face. She should learn never to fuck with the Dawg. You just can't win.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: This reminds me of a story. I use to date this beast of a woman once. Her name was Crystal I believe. Anyway, she was a fucking gorilla. Somehow, through the use of Jack Daniel's whiskey and a blowjob, she was able to trick me into bed with her. Afterwards, I realized that the pussy wasn't all that good. Now don't get me wrong.... I did get my nut off... but that was after using all of my super powers to make myself believe I was with someone else. So I decided to ditch her.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A word to the wise: Beware the Amazons.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks: exactly the reason why WE never get satisfied you self-centered bastards. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What do you mean "WE"? I always get satisfied Sounds to me like you must have a thing for loosers luv. Maybe ya better stick to the dildo. with cloning technology the male can be completely eradicated from the human species.[/QUOTE] NOOoooooooo....
perhaps never was too strong a word.. however i have found that the guys (at least the guys at my campus..provided college guys probably arent the best specimens to represent the male species ) pull out when theyre done, no matter how far along the girl is.. anyhoo thats the general male view here. grr and yah ive already developed that strong relationship with the dildo. thanks anyway
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks: i have found that the guys...at my campus.. pull out when theyre done, no matter how far along the girl is..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And once that happens, slim chance he's going back down to provide further oral assistance. You have to realize what's going thru your typical partners' tender minds from commencement and throughout the act: "I'm getting laid... I'm getting laid... I'M GETTING LAID!!.. I'm..." Remember that the next time you're laying there, lookin' up into their limpid, squinty eyes. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Interesting - mind answering a few questions about your dildo? That's not too personal, is it? 1) You got one of those huge fantasy jobs, or a more mortal unit? (length and girth) 2) How long have you had it? 3) What did you name it? (don't bullshit me that you haven't) 4) Manual or electric? 5) Have you ever loaned it to a good friend? (If no, would you?) 6) Have you ever shared it with a good friend? (If no, would you?)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spunky69: i look like because i dont want to go blind by semen that has wildly exploded all over my face...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If that bothers you, then tell your lover not to point his cock at your eyes.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: ... beast of a woman ...fucking gorilla... Jack Daniel's whiskey...blowjob... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sounds like just the usual drunken Friday night bar crawl aftermath in Salisbury. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote So you did something stupid like give her your real name and phone number. You'll get wise eventually. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Better lines for that situation in the future: "You weren't complaining about it when I was blowing my load on your face every night." "How many times do I have to tell you - that was my thumb up your ass, not my dick." "It's usually much bigger... except when the stench of some yeasty, stank-ass fuckhole induces vomiting instead of arousal."
Damn Emetic.... sounds like you've had to do this more than once. I wish I had some of that spirit you have. Those were awesome ass lines. Think up some more for me. I may need to use them someday. TWO THUMBS UP!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Sed Cheeze: ... sounds like you've had to do this more than once.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, I'm sure we all have horror stories - I know I do, although my Amityville moments tend to come before rather than after parting. In fact, this sounds like a good topic for a new thread...
1) You got one of those huge fantasy jobs, or a more mortal unit? (length and girth) i went with one of the medium-sized ones. (the larger ones were just scary looking and looked painful...the small ones..well..why go with a small one?) dont know the actual length and girth size. i suppose i could measure it myself...but im not obsessed with size like men are.. it was probably on the packaging, but i dont remember. 2) How long have you had it? about 5 months 3) What did you name it? (don't bullshit me that you haven't) Bobert (long inside joke) 4) Manual or electric? manual 5) Have you ever loaned it to a good friend? (If no, would you?) defintely not, and i wouldnt..they can go get their own. i'm selfish and hell, that would be kinda nasty. 6) Have you ever shared it with a good friend? (If no, would you?) no and no. see above.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Kindly recounted by methinks: ...dont know the actual...size ... im not obsessed with size like men are..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Only the inadequate ones are. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote No pun intended, of course. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Nothing a little soap and water wouldn't fix in a jiff. So...how frequently do you & Bobert get together as a rule? Once a week, once a day, somewhere in between? Does that change whenever you're seeing someone? Ever introduced Bobert to any of your beaux (I'm guessing not - too much pressure and competition for young guys to handle)?
[So...how frequently do you & Bobert get together as a rule? whenever im horny and have the room to myself im not gonna get myself off when my roomie is in the room. Does that change whenever you're seeing someone? depends on the guy and 'how talented' he is. Ever introduced Bobert to any of your beaux actually my ex was turned on by it. (I'm guessing not - too much pressure and competition for young guys to handle)?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69: you are good emetic... very good.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I am, actually. But I'm afraid you're not my type, Spark
