MASTERBATION

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by sparky69, Sep 23, 2001.

  1. sparky69

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    Almost but no.
     
  2. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69:
    ok i thoght about it and i still dont know what a sand nigger is.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well if you can't figure it out, I aint gonna waste my time telling ya. You best hope someone else explains it.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69:
    what do you mean kitana is being replaced?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Go read some history...
     
  3. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Spanky - bless his persistent li'l mongoloid heart - took another vain stab:
    what do you mean kitana is being replaced?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Notice the resemblance yet, Spunky?
     
  4. sparky69

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    how would i have seen that? where was i supposed to see it? i understand now but still
     
  5. methinks

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
     
  6. sparky69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks:
    yah they're ugly.

    and half the time men dont know what the hell to do with em
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    considering this topic is called masterbation i think that the guys that have posted know what to do with their penises. they stroke them, rub them and caress them untill the point of ejaculation. masterbating is the only time that you can have sex with some one you actually give a shit about.
     
  7. methinks

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69:
    i think that the guys that have posted know what to do with their penises. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i was talking about penises getting in the way because guys dont know how to use them correctly with GIRLS..

    9 out of 10 women have faked an orgasm more than once. 9 out of 10 guys think they can give a woman an orgasm every time.

    i see a discrepemncy. sorry but you guys just dont cut it. us women need to put on a seminar telling you guys what you're supposed to do.
     
  8. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks:
    ...they're ugly...and half the time men dont know what the hell to do with em<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Don't you think you're looking at the subject with a kinda glass-half-empty attitude? And out of scientific curiosity: from how large a sample did you reach that conclusion?
     
  9. yomamazagreasymofo

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    This sounds like a Raffi song in the making.

    (FYI, it is Raffi who is the anti-christ! Fear RAFFI!) http://www.raffinews.com
     
  10. yomamazagreasymofo

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    And seriously, don't listen to the album "Bananaphone." That fucking album ruined my life....
     
  11. methinks

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Don't you think you're looking at the subject with a kinda glass-half-empty attitude? And out of scientific curiosity: from how large a sample did you reach that conclusion?[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    wouldnt you like to know? i dont thik ill delve that far into my sex life on here.
    lets just say ive seen enough to know theyre ugly.. and had enough experience to know that the majority of men dont know how to give orgasms to women.
     
  12. sparky69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks:
    i was talking about penises getting in the way because guys dont know how to use them correctly with GIRLS..

    9 out of 10 women have faked an orgasm more than once. 9 out of 10 guys think they can give a woman an orgasm every time.

    i see a discrepemncy. sorry but you guys just dont cut it. us women need to put on a seminar telling you guys what you're supposed to do.
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    you get with me and u wont need to fake one. i am one of those 2 out of 9 guys who actually can give a girl an orgasm at any time. that seminar thing that you are talking about, i have already been there. my ex-girlfriend told me how to give u an orgasm every time.
     
  13. Disorder

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    well, arnt we the fucking informed one.. any man with a brain and a respect for women should know how to make a woman come without even needing his dick, i can also consider myslef to be one of these rare individuals and i'm sure most of the men here do too.
     
  14. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks:
    i was talking about penises getting in the way because guys dont know how to use them correctly with GIRLS..

    9 out of 10 women have faked an orgasm more than once. 9 out of 10 guys think they can give a woman an orgasm every time.

    i see a discrepemncy. sorry but you guys just dont cut it. us women need to put on a seminar telling you guys what you're supposed to do.
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    Well ive got to say!! even if u dont want me too I agree totally with methinks on this one!!!
     
  15. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    .. any man with a brain and a respect for women should know how to make a woman come...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I'd say that only the former is absolutely necessary.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Strutted PimpSparky69:
    you get with me and u wont need to fake one. i am one of those 2 out of 9 guys who actually can give a girl an orgasm at any time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    {spontaneously erupts into gales of uncontrollable laughter, tears streaming}
    Sparky! You finally made me laugh!!!
     
  17. methinks

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69:
    i am one of those 2 out of 9 guys <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    2 out of 9??
    i think your math is a little off somewhere...

    and i guarantee your girl faked it at least once.
     
  18. methinks

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    i can also consider myslef to be one of these rare individuals and i'm sure most of the men here do too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hence the 9 out of 10 conceited men who think they can give a woman an orgasm every time.

    so if all you masterful men supposedly know how to give all women the most amazing orgasms, why the hell do we need to fake it so much, eh?
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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    who cares if the bitch gets off, as Long as I squirt, thats all that matters
     
  20. methinks

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Afghani Children too:
    who cares if the bitch gets off, as Long as I squirt, thats all that matters<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    exactly the reason why WE never get satisfied you self-centered bastards.
    exactly why the dildo is a woman's best friend.
    with cloning technology the male can be completely eradicated from the human species.
     

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