We get her Apple pie and Blue Bell vanilla ice cream but only if we are having company for dinner. Cause it is soooo good. And then we are like. "Here take some of this pie home" otherwise I just eat it for breakfast. :redface:
I'm just talking about the junk from the box. Heh... the pies... the oven baked pies that come frozen. Geesh!
You have two Kroger pumpkin pies, a Marie Callender apple pie, cupcakes that are shaped like a cat face and a giant cookie cake. Your blood is going to be like jello mix and water before it is heated.
An Overview of Foods That Cause Intestinal Gas Most foods that contain carbohydrates can cause gas. By contrast, fats and proteins cause little gas. Foods That Cause Intestinal Gas: Sugars The sugars that cause gas include: Raffinose Lactose Fructose Sorbitol.
lactose... I can drink a cup of milk and fart like hell all night. any milk- ice cream, cheese, even Baileys... I remember one night at a party (like 12-13 years ago) they had nothing good to drink... all beer and and guy stuff,, but we did have the stuff to make "buttery nipples" I drank a few, and went home with a guy I had just started dating- but not fucked yet... around 5-6 am the gas hit... I was laying there, sneaking my hand to my ass .. trying to spread my asshole open enough to make silent farts.... bunching up a shirt I found on the floor, trying to use it to muffle the sound... man that sucked. I guess I am lactose intolerant ..
Sounds like it. Yuck. I was tested for Celiac Disease (gluten intolerance) twice... biopsy of my small intestine and a blood test. The blood test I found out AFTER it was done was that they smear your blood on a monkey's esophogus. That made me feel sad. I ended up not having CD. I would have rather not had the blood test had I known what they do.
I made the pumpkin today. It's no Kroger pie... not even close. It's good, it's just really sweet and not spicy like Kroger's. I may have to dump cinnamon all over it. That's why I like Kroger pumpkin pie. It's not sweet or pumpkiny, but it has a good texture and it's spicy and it makes me have better bms.
