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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fugly, Mar 6, 2007.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    So there are only twenty you don't have.
     
  2. ucicare

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    I really gave some serious thought to what I would do with 370 million -

    Here is the answer.

    I would invest it in a safe interest bearing fund that pays a good yield, say 6%. That creates $22 million a year to work with, and the capital amount never goes down. The fund would be around long after I am long gone.

    I would then take the $22 million a year, and develop programs nationwide to assist foster children that are aging out of Foster Care. At age 18, a foster child often gets booted into the big bad world with little or no support. It sucks, and should be different. I see a need for independent living assistance. Probably assisted housing and job skills training.

    So somebody send me the $370M and I'll prove that it ain't all about me.
     
  3. improtected

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    and i'd finally have a way to open the doors and offer my services for free.. god, i wish there were a way.
     
  4. ucicare

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    Before the sharks start their feeding frenzy on your honest but naive' answer - the question must be asked - you are a girl, aren't you?
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    the password is hooker
     
  6. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    I'm a nympho with a bit of cash, we should hook up Imp
     
  7. improtected

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    you guys are too precious, you know? and after all of the PMs big daddy, that's a funny question.
    hooker, that's great. i wish i could disconnect in that way. but alas, as i've just proven, i'm too sweet and innocent.

    things have been so boring lately. if you could keep up, that would be great.
     
  8. ucicare

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    I call dibs on the movie rights.
     
  9. phatboy

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    I dont think keeping up would be a problem. Being the first one done means you win right? :D
     
  10. ucicare

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  11. improtected

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    um, no.

    winning is giving your partner a deep, soul-shaking orgasm that leaves her.. or him.. limp like a wet cloth.
    that is winning.
     
  12. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Coming in first and winning aren't the same, huh?
     
  13. Disorder

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    45 mins avg, 3 current hours record (i'm looking to beat that) have been known to do it several times a session.

    I also have 1/3 of the karma sutra in my brain, how much do you weigh? I might be able to hold you against the wall.

    Ps. I'm like Ron Jeramy. x
     
  14. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Nothing says 'You're fat and lazy.' like
    ;D
     
  15. Disorder

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    LOL .. I'm unforunately a big hairy guy, kinda like a rugby player with a bit of a beer belly, still makes no impact on my performance hehe. Luckily I'm also bestowed one of those cocks that empties bladders if I slam it in, which I do, with efficiency and gusto.

    As another note, the girl always cums 1st, thats one of my rules, then I finish usually a lot later,and on her face, in mouth or on tits, ass etc.

    Ie. I'm like a big hairy porn star.
     
  16. improtected

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    forgive me.. i was caught up in the humor of this. i forgot how quickly all of the fun can be taken out of an incredibly pleasurable act. save you aerobic activity for bimbos with tramp stamps on their low back. i save mine for men.
     
  17. Joeslogic

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    I'm a swashbuckling, handsome, guy that the women drool over. I'm very kind and compassionate I like walks in the park, picnics on the beach. My favorite book is: Walt Whitman's 'Leaves of Grass'. I like to be the kind of guy to open a ladies door. Women usually feel comfortable around me to be their self like a safe haven in a dark and dangerous world. Girls like to go out with me and be their sexy self with no worries because I'm there to take care of them. I could pretty much have my pick of lots of chicks my only concern being the fatal attraction factor.

    ....... Hows that?
     
  18. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    hmm... lecteresque
     
  19. ucicare

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    How's that? Ummmm.....Dan-ish.
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you can achieve the same reaction with a garrote.
     

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