Love and Marriage

You know it's very difficult to have a decent wank at the rate you're drip-feeding this information. :x

 

Funny.

That makes two for you, so I guess the score is even.

 

Does she have a sister?

 

What if your wife doesn't like the woman you've decided you want to fuck? Would you consider going ahead without your wife?

 

What if bi-girl #2 is really a hermaphradite that wants to 'fuck' you? Or maybe she is a strap on diva.

I think with bungle it is probably bi-guy #2......coming to dinner......

 

For shame on you phatty! Don't project your fantasies onto bungle's situtation and good fortune.

 

Checkers, you know he is just making it up, he is probably sitting in his room, at his mom's house, eating cheetos, in a bean bag, naked. Wishing he had a girl, not just a girl robot.......

Or he could post actual wedding photos, then his wife and the other chick going at it.....that would be proof enough.




and would give you your wank material

 

Yeah, I'll get right on that :roll: . Pleanty of people here have seen my wife, she exists, and you'll get no visual evidence.

 

Nah.

 

What if you wife really, really likes the woman you've picked out. Like, a lot? More than even ... you, maybe?

 

Then she still has to smile when the g/f is licking the cum off her tits.

 

Of course, that's a given.

 

Enough with the basics, any advanced techniques?

 

This thread now conjures up the penis/vagina breath, sweaty arse cracks and genital mucous of a variety of different people's bodies. What a bunch of jizz slithering pigs you 'liberated' people are. :|

 

Is it wrong to be turned on by that?

 

Just wait until Nursey has you hog tied . . . if you're lucky, she'll spit on it first.

 

Forgive me an evil laugh;



RAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

*reels back from Bungle's breath*

 

And today's my birthday! I wonder what the ladies will get for meeeee.

 

I got you a three-way felching tube for you and your lady loves. And some breath freshener.