Um, the same person that's running it now... Schmed? That's the only one she has, and she's not the kind of girl that would get a tattoo from 'the guy down the street' (so to speak). We did just break up, and we did get back together shortly afterwards. As far as the three reasons, I don't think money will be a problem, I'll be graduating in the fall with a Biology degree, and am considering studying to become a pharmacist (there are no schools for that here in San Antonio, but we'll be moving to Austin where there are). I also want to look into acting (not as a source of income, but as an outlet for me). She will also be working full-time, and she wants to go to school up there as well. Right now, the sex is phenomenal. True, there have been times in the past where it left some to be desired, but it has gotten to the point where we both realize that what we share in the bedroom (and various other locations, both private and public) is the best that either of us have ever had, and at the rate at which it keeps improving, I can only imagine just how satisfied we will remain. Neither one of us is the cheating type, and we really have no reason to look elsewhere for any sexual stimulation because we give each other everything we need. I'm sure everyone feels that way at some point in their life, but I have absolutely no doubts as to the truth in it. Religion? We're not religious in any way, but we both have spiritual beliefs that coincide. We've never had any disagreements as far as 'religion' goes. All in all, we share a very open and honest relationship, and I know deep down that there will never be another woman that I could possibly be this connected to, emotionally, sexually, and spiritually. This is the one. Plus, she cleaned my bathroom. :lol: I wouldn't wish that task on anyone. Yes, it is. Here are the two other pictures I've posted here of her: Thanks for all the support, folks. This truly is a big step in my life, and words of encouragement make all the difference. *wipes a tear away*
Well, for a moment, I thought dio knew about your cell in the cellar of our next pad... You do know that we'd leave enough slack in your chains for you to get to your Tandy computer and still run the movie forum, right?
Send the lucky chap to me for premarital counseling. For $500.00 he gets five sessions on the topics below. You will thank me. 1. Where is the clitoris, and what do I do with it once I find it? 2. Why saying "OK Dear" is a smart answer no matter how wrong the wife may be. 3. How to keep a job. 4. Basic Household maintenance. 5. Refresher course - Where is the clitoris, and what do I do with it once I find it? BarrY
Yay Lomo! I am happy for you! I will be married soon as well. It's just going to be a going 'down to the courthouse' thing. I'm being such a man about it. I refuse to get an engagement ring. I think it is a total waste of money and would rather redo my kitchen with the money that would be spent on a ring. I'm just going to get a nice silver band and will probably end up keeping my last name. I want to seal the deal with none of that traditional bs. As far as money, sex and religion, we have the same views on it all. For the first time in my life, I feel like a real couple. I have never been with someone that I would honestly consider my very best friend. We are around each other constantly (we work and live together) and although we have our share of little spats, it's never been anything that couldn't be resolved. I guess I know that I found the right one because when we are apart, I feel like a lost puppy and most of all, he makes me want to be a better person. No one has ever done that. :shock:
And since this thread is a little on the mushy side... I think I am going to go take a shit. My shit has had the consistency of rabbit pellets lately so wish me luck. Anyone ever taken Zelnorm? That's a major bowel cleaner. You shit muddy water for hours and feel like you lost 5 pounds. I'm going to go fill my RX today I think and shit all over my nice newly painted bathroom walls. OKAY BYE
You got it all wrong... it was OK BYE Danza lacked the capacity to type out the full 'okay'... She doesn't want to change her name, either - which I think is odd, as she hates her father. I've never met the guy, but from what little I've heard of him, he's a rich, cheap, lazy communist. He refuses to spend 'one dime' on our wedding, and has as little as possible to do with her family. I imagine the whole 'keeping the name' thing will raise a few eyebrows in my family, and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it, but it seems like a minor concern right now. We're not going to be having any children of our own, either. Hell, I'm almost 30, and by the time I'm ready to do that, it'll be too late (figuratively speaking). Besides, she would have to stop taking her medication if she were to get pregnant, and this would not be a good thing. I'm keeping my steel toed boots around just in case that extra line shows up on the E.P.T. kit...
Birth control pills are 98% effective. That means 98 days they work and 2 they don't work. Also, don't even think about shaking a baby/little kid it causes brain damage as well as eye damage to the point that they are legally blind. Shaken baby syndrome causes very characteristic findings on MRI and have sent ALOT of parents to jail. Happy fathering.
Not going to be a father... problem solved. Little known fact: Shaking a child causes no damage at all - it's one of those 'old wives tales' - in fact, most children will reap the benefits of a good-ol' stepfatherly shake once in a while. Studies show that children with a history of being shaken are 67% more likely to attend college, 82% more likely to learn a foreign language, and 42% more likely to succeed in leading happy, productive lives.
Dear friend Lomo, Women never want to have children. They all swear that all they want is fun, sex, travel, and the companionship of a wonderful husband to share it all with. I must warn you though - there is something in the routine of marriage that kicks in the nesting and reproducing response in women. One day you will come home, and she will be laying across the bed with this pitiful look on her face, and you will make the mistake of asking her what is wrong. She will reply - I WANT A BABY SO BAD, WAHHHHH! WAHHHHH! ETC. At this point you are doomed to becoming a Father. Since it is inevitable, you should at least make the best of it. There are several positives to parenthood after all. 1. When a woman WANTS to get pregnant, the sex is unbelievable. I swear they have a "I HAVE TO GET PREGNANT" mode, and they become absolutely insane in bed. "Insatiable" is the word that comes to mind. 2. Children are a nice tax deduction. 3. You can know for certain that you are not infertile. 4. "I have got to get away from the kids for a while" is an acceptable excuse to go fishing. 5. Children are nice to have when you are old. Someone has to bury you, you know. 6. Children keep marriages together. Even the best marriage has a bad day. If it to easy to walk away, people often do. Remember this - if you give it a week, she (or you) will get over it. 7. Having children justifies buying all the cool toys you always wanted. I bought my last boat " to take the kids fishing". I justified buying a HUGE boat so the little brats would " be safe." Happy reproducing Lomo. Enjoy the honeymoon. It will last for at least 3 weeks. Barry
Wow... I always used the word insatiable to describe her current sex drive... I can't even imagine what it'd be like if that were to ever kick in... She has this belief rooted deep inside her that there are soooooo many unwanted children in the world that it would be 'a crime' to bring one of our own into it while neglecting all the ones that are already here. Me, being both an Aries and a man, have the deeply-rooted desire to plant my seed and ensure that my genetic code doesn't die when I do. Therein lies the paradox.
No, the paradox was my eventual desire to pass on my seed, and her disinterest in having children of her own...
