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Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by mia, Apr 14, 2005.

  1. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Don't tease me!

    Oh, the delightful thought!

    I will rub myslef down with mayonnaiises in anticipation!

    MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm mayonaiisedes
     
  2. mia

    mia New Member

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    A fugly convention, where people from all over the world get together and shoot one another sounds cool
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    We call that Baghdad.

    Barry
     
  4. mia

    mia New Member

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    Not funny
     
  5. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    You still love me though, right? Please say yes. The needle on my love tank is sitting on Empty, and the yellow warning light is on.

    Bugs and crew left me alone for the weekend. One daughter is on a trip to Tennessee, the other is on a man hunt, and Bugs is cooking her skin with her chick friends at the Phoenix at Orange Beach.

    Come to think of it, that is not a problem!

    (waves bu-bye and looks for the keys to the boat)


    Barry
     
  6. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    (.... yet right underneath the keys I spot the new wallmart flyer.... filled with prepubescent tots frolicking and bouncing, hitting and thrusting their minute pelvic regions, with the flip of the page i can feel the blood redirecting and my pulse quicken, the picture of a young boy in a speedo, sandy hair blue eyes, much like my daughter, lips gleefully envelop around my thumb, after a few moments I proceed to insert the insert the amylase coated flange into my rectum... mmmm what a serene feeling.... wish bugsy was here)
     
  7. mia

    mia New Member

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    yip you are a twat! Lets pray, God,

    grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

    the courage to change the things I can

    And the wisdom to know the difference

    and lets all have a hand in the Corby case, you all hate Mia but Mia hates you too

    peace out xx
     
  8. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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    unless you were there...or close enough for handgrenades and horsehoes..well, rpg's anyways..;)
     

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